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81 changes: 12 additions & 69 deletions code/modules/spells/roguetown/acolyte/general.dm
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/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/invoked/mockery/cast(list/targets, mob/living/user)
if(isliving(targets[1]))
var/message
if(!user.cmode)
message = input(user, "What should you say?", "Vicious Mockery")
if(!message)
return FALSE
else
if(ishuman(user))
var/mob/living/carbon/human/B = user
message = pick_list_replacements("bard.json", "[B.dna.species.id]_mockery")
else
message = "Boo!" //That's a failsafe.
playsound(get_turf(user), 'sound/magic/mockery.ogg', 40, FALSE)
user.say(message, forced = "spell")
var/mob/living/victim = targets[1]
if(victim.can_hear())
victim.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/debuff/viciousmockery)
return TRUE

/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/invoked/mockery/invocation(mob/user = usr)
if(ishuman(user))
var/mob/living/carbon/human/B = user
switch(B.dna.species.id)
if("human") // Half elves too
switch(rand(1,5))
if(1)
user.say("Your mother was a Rous, and your father smelled of jacksberries!", forced = "spell")
if(2)
user.say("What are you going to do for a face when the troll wants his arse back?!", forced = "spell")
if(3)
user.say("I pass wind at thy general vacinity!", forced = "spell")
if(4)
user.say("That's a face not even Eora could love!", forced = "spell")
if(5)
user.say("I shall ne'er desist from thee, nor shall I ever disappoint thee much~", forced = "spell")

if("elf")
switch(rand(1,5))
if(1)
user.say("As graceful as a drunken mole, I see!", forced = "spell")
if(2)
user.say("I've fought zads more fierce than you!", forced = "spell")
if(3)
user.say("You're making this so easy, I'm losing confidence in myself... barely!", forced = "spell")
if(4)
user.say("OHH-HOH-HOH-HOH-HOH!", forced = "spell")
if(5)
user.say("Uncultured churls, barely worth my words!", forced = "spell")

if("dwarf")
switch(rand(1,5))
if(1)
user.say("If yer mind was as sharp as yer ears, we wouldn't be in this mess!", forced = "spell")
if(2)
user.say("Ye kick softer than a newborn saiga!", forced = "spell")
if(3)
user.say("Make it quick, dullard! T'is happy hour in the tavern!", forced = "spell")
if(4)
user.say("Ohh, is the milk drinker gonna cry?", forced = "spell")
if(5)
user.say("Ye couldn't dent a grain a sand with a pick from Malum!", forced = "spell")

if("tiefling")
switch(rand(1,5))
if(1)
user.say("Oh wow, everyone, look at this fool with two left feet!", forced = "spell")
if(2)
user.say("You're not worth a wheat grain of what I can do!", forced = "spell")
if(3)
user.say("Good job Slowpoke Rodriguez, you almost had me! Almost!", forced = "spell")
if(4)
user.say("Come on, entertain me a little longer!", forced = "spell")
if(5)
user.say("Dance with the devil and win a prize!", forced = "spell")

if("aasimar")
switch(rand(1,5))
if(1)
user.say("Your imperfect body could never match the fires I was forged on.", forced = "spell")
if(2)
user.say("You're in for a world of hurt, impudent one.", forced = "spell")
if(3)
user.say("Your name shall be stricken down from the annals of history.", forced = "spell")
if(4)
user.say("I couldn't sing your praises even if I were forged to!", forced = "spell")
if(5)
user.say("What manner of blabbering creecher art thou?", forced = "spell")
62 changes: 62 additions & 0 deletions strings/bard.json
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{
"human_mockery": [
"Your mother was a Rous, and your father smelled of jacksberries!",
"What are you going to do for a face when the troll wants his arse back?!",
"I pass wind at thy general vacinity!",
"That's a face not even Eora could love!",
"I shall ne'er desist from thee, nor shall I ever disappoint thee much~",
"Your brain is like a hardtack after a long voyage!",
"Look, look how terrible they are!"
],
"elf_mockery": [
"As graceful as a drunken mole, I see!",
"I've fought zads more fierce than you!",
"You're making this so easy, I'm losing confidence in myself... barely!",
"OHH-HOH-HOH-HOH-HOH!",
"Uncultured churls, barely worth my words!"
],
"dwarf_mockery": [
"If yer mind was as sharp as yer ears, we wouldn't be in this mess!",
"Ye kick softer than a newborn saiga!",
"Make it quick, dullard! T'is happy hour in the tavern!",
"Ohh, is the milk drinker gonna cry?",
"Ye couldn't dent a grain a sand with a pick from Malum!"
],
"tiefling_mockery": [
"Oh wow, everyone, look at this fool with two left feet!",
"You're not worth a wheat grain of what I can do!",
"Good job Slowpoke Rodriguez, you almost had me! Almost!",
"Come on, entertain me a little longer!",
"Dance with the devil and win a prize!"
],
"aasimar_mockery": [
"Your imperfect body could never match the fires I was forged on.",
"You're in for a world of hurt, impudent one.",
"Your name shall be stricken down from the annals of history.",
"I couldn't sing your praises even if I were forged to!",
"What manner of blabbering creecher art thou?",
"Dost thou even hoist?"
],
"elfd_mockery": [
"Hah! the air above must have dulled your wits!",
"You're as threatening as a candle in the dark.",
"Keep swinging, it's almost adorable!",
"Oh my, You're not a complete idiot, some parts are obviously missing!",
"Even a mushroom in the Underdark has more grace than you.",
"Do you even know how to fight, or do you just flail and hope for a hit?"
],
"halforc_mockery": [
"Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.",
"Come closer, i will slap the shit out of you.",
"Ah, Fuck off, You sack of shit!",
"You swing well, but miss terribly!",
"I'll bite your legs down!"
],
"rakshari_mockery": [
"You're terrible! Look, look how terrible they are!",
"A gift for a loathsome neighbour.",
"I desire that we become better strangers!",
" Behold, the fool of fools.",
"Behold, a most noisy cuck!"
]
}
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