Hey there! I'm Zaid, the human Swiss Army knife of tech. Think of me as that one kitchen gadget that claims to do 47 different things - except I actually work! I juggle AI, Data Science, and Android development with the grace of a sugar-powered octopus.

"He's like ChatGPT with a sense of humor and actual coding skills!" - Someone, probably

• Converting candy into neural networks since [REDACTED]
• Makes machines learn things, then spends twice as long explaining to humans what they learned
• Certified by enough institutions to wallpaper a small room
• Can explain complex algorithms using only memes and candy analogies
• Trains LLMs during snack breaks (they're still working on understanding my jokes)

• Fluent in Java, Kotlin, and Debugging Tears
• Google-certified app developer (they were impressed by my ability to turn sugar rushes into code)
• UI/UX design philosophy: "If a user can break it, they will. Make it unbreakable."
• Stack: Android Studio, Firebase, and an unhealthy amount of Git commits

• Teaching others to code while collaborating with AI to create the perfect tutorials
• Success rate in explaining complex concepts using dad jokes: surprisingly high!
• Known for turning "It's impossible" into "Oh, that's how you do it!"
• Converts technical jargon into human-speak with only minimal loss in translation

• Human (mostly)
• Python 🐍
• Java 🤖
• Kotlin 💘
• Dart 😍
• HTML/CSS (if those count as languages, fight me)
• SQL (when the ORM fails)
• Sarcasm (fluently)
• Prompt Engineering (my new favorite language)

• Django (for when Flask is too light)
• Flutter (for cross-platform drama)
• Flask (gotta go small!)
• Whatever's trending on GitHub this week
• LangChain (because regular chains weren't complex enough)

• Git (professional code time-machine operator)
• Docker (because "it works on my machine" isn't good enough)
• VS Code (with enough extensions to make it sentient)
• Anything open source
• Various LLMs (they're like rubber ducks that talk back)

• Professional button-masher in video games 🎮
• Brandon Sanderson books collector (yes, I need a bigger bookshelf) 📚
• TV show binger who occasionally forgets to sleep 📺
• Tech news addict (I read AI research papers for fun) 🤓
• Training personal LLMs to laugh at my jokes (work in progress) 🤖
• Candy connoisseur (for purely professional reasons, of course) 🍬

May spontaneously start talking about coding patterns or Brandon Sanderson plots
Results may vary. Warranty void if candy supply depleted
Side effects may include improved code quality and dad jokes
Known to debug in shower
Occasionally caught having deep conversations with AI models
Sugar crashes may result in temporary code refactoring sprees