feat: joke

commands/index.ts

@@ -65,6 +65,7 @@ import gemini from "./gemini.js";
 import wf from "./wf.js";
 import chm from "./chm.js";
 import blacklist from "./blacklist.js";
+import joke from "./joke.js";
 import { Command } from "../types/command.js";
 
 export const commands = new Map<string, Command>();
@@ -136,3 +137,4 @@ commands.set(gemini.command.slice(1), gemini);
 commands.set(wf.command.slice(1), wf);
 commands.set(chm.command.slice(1), chm);
 commands.set(blacklist.command.slice(1), blacklist);
+commands.set(joke.command.slice(1), joke);

commands/joke.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+import { Client, Message } from "whatsapp-web.js";
+import { Command } from "../types/command.js";
+
+//jshint esversion:8
+const execute = async (_client: Client, msg: Message) => {
+  const jokes = [
+    "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.",
+    "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.",
+    "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!",
+    "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.",
+    "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.",
+    "Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish.",
+    "What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.",
+    "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.",
+    "Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.",
+    "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.",
+    "What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.",
+    "Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well.",
+    "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.",
+    "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.",
+    "Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.",
+    "Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.",
+    "Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It was a sharp move.",
+    "Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!",
+    "Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach his full potential!",
+    "What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador!",
+    "Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? He had hare-loss!",
+    "Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!",
+    "What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band!",
+    "Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick!",
+    "Why did the banana go to the hair salon? He wasn't peeling well!",
+    "Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!",
+    "What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!",
+    "Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs!",
+    "Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fun-gi!",
+    "Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It was a sharp move!",
+    "What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!",
+    "Why did the computer screen go to therapy? It was feeling a little glitchy!",
+    "Why did the kid bring a magnet to school? He wanted to attract attention!",
+    "What do you call a cow that plays hide-and-seek? A moo-ving target!",
+    "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!",
+    "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!",
+    "What do you call a fish with a sunburn? A star-fish!",
+    "Why did the rabbit get kicked out of the bar? He was making too many hare-brained jokes!",
+    "Why did the kid bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to take things to the next level!",
+    "What do you call a dog that does gymnastics? A paws-itive athlete!",
+    "Why did the chicken go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a fowl haircut!",
+    "Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well!",
+    "What do you call a group of ducks playing instruments? A quack-cel band!",
+    "What do you call a cat that's a good listener? A purr-fect listener!",
+    "Why did the kid bring a compass to school? He wanted to navigate his way to success!",
+    "Why did the rabbit get kicked out of the movie theater? He was caught hare-handed!",
+    "What do you call a dog that's a good dancer? A paw-some dancer!",
+  ];
+  const joke = jokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length)];
+  try {
+    msg.reply(joke);
+  } catch {}
+};
+const command: Command = {
+  name: "joke", //name of the module
+  description: "Get a random (not-funny-ai-generated) joke", // short description of what this command does
+  command: "!joke", //command with prefix. Ex command: '!test'
+  commandType: "plugin", //
+  isDependent: false, //whether this command is related/dependent to some other command
+  help: "Get a random joke.\n\n!joke", // a string descring how to use this command Ex = help : 'To use this command type!test arguments'
+  public: true,
+  execute,
+};
+export default command;