Fugget About It - eps 2-7

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+  "metadata": {
+    "season": 1,
+    "episode": 7,
+    "seriesTitle": "Fugget About It",
+    "title": "Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City",
+    "type": "television episode"
+  },
+  "scripts": [
+    {
+      "author": "Julianna Langston",
+      "language": "en-US",
+      "tracks": [
+        { "text": "She tries on a coat marked stolen", "timestamp": 12.986033 },
+        { "text": "At Uncle Cheech's funeral", "timestamp": 22.00117 },
+        { "text": "Darkness", "timestamp": 123 },
+        { "text": "Jimmy floats, eyes wide", "timestamp": 127.5963 },
+        { "text": "He nears a white light", "timestamp": 130.700361 },
+        {
+          "text": "He goes towards the light, and gets stuck in a hole.",
+          "timestamp": 133.786953
+        },
+        { "text": "He struggles", "timestamp": 136 },
+        {
+          "text": "He squeezes through, and drops into a field of clouds in front of golden gates",
+          "timestamp": 138.959814
+        },
+        { "text": "In a bar", "timestamp": 174 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy's face turns purple. Cheech squeezes him. A sausage flies from Jimmy's mouth, into a nearby man, who chokes, turns green, and collapses.",
+          "timestamp": 176
+        },
+        { "text": "They walk down the street.", "timestamp": 196.306482 },
+        {
+          "text": "He stands by a dumpster. A biker drives by him to the end of the alley, where burly men hold green bags and nerdy boys stand awkwardly.",
+          "timestamp": 221.105171
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy knocks ash from his cigar, which lands on a cat, which jumps on Jimmy's face, scratching.",
+          "timestamp": 238
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy throws the cat, which hits the dumpsters, which dominoes a row of motorcycles, which knocks over a burning barrel, which makes a man scream and drop the green bags, which catch on fire, which sparks fire on a puddle of oil. The fire travels up to an engine and explodes. Flying debris hits a fire escape latter, which falls and knocks over thugs like dominoes. The nerdy boys gape at the fire and thug pile. They run.",
+          "timestamp": 242.23881
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy sighs and slumps against a dumpster",
+          "timestamp": 264
+        },
+        { "text": "He lassoes the thugs", "timestamp": 295.739149 },
+        {
+          "text": "At the house, Cookie and Gina stand around the kitchen island.",
+          "timestamp": 305
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Cookie taps a filet with a meat tenderizer hammer.",
+          "timestamp": 311.139187
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Gina taps, then hits, the meat. It spurts blood and she smiles.",
+          "timestamp": 314
+        },
+        { "text": "Blood splatters Cookie", "timestamp": 321.20416 },
+        {
+          "text": "Blood splatters the kitchen. Gina hits the flattened meat.",
+          "timestamp": 323.450392
+        },
+        { "text": "Petey and Theresa watch TV", "timestamp": 331.22033 },
+        {
+          "text": "At the a drabby, boarded up building called the Beer N Belch",
+          "timestamp": 487.238017
+        },
+        { "text": "They leave the man yo yo'd", "timestamp": 567.379913 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy runs after a man carrying a purse. Jimmy uses a yo yo to catch the man, who drops the purse. A newspaper depicts the man with the headline, Crime Rate Down in Regina.",
+          "timestamp": 569.11126
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A mustached man runs into an alley, looking around. Jimmy hits him in the face with a yo yo, then hog ties him and runs off.",
+          "timestamp": 576
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy enters GAP for Vigilantes. 50% off Speedos. Wax and Body Oil for Sale.",
+          "timestamp": 582.275455
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmyu leaves with a black mask that goes around his eyes.",
+          "timestamp": 585.350356
+        },
+        { "text": "Headline, \"You been yo-yoed!\"", "timestamp": 586.791898 },
+        {
+          "text": "At GAP FOR YO-YO's, Jimmy exits with a box in japanese full of yo-yo's.",
+          "timestamp": 589.724002
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "He sees a schnauzer in a car. Jimmy smiles. A red headed man grabs the dog out of the car and runs. Jimmy yo-yo's the red head. The dog licks Jimmy's face.",
+          "timestamp": 591.247505
+        },
+        { "text": "At the house", "timestamp": 667.085159 },
+        {
+          "text": "Gina yo-yo's Theresa's nail polish",
+          "timestamp": 685.612395
+        },
+        { "text": "Gina yo-yo's Theresa in the head", "timestamp": 715.03598 },
+        { "text": "Jimmy kisses Gina's forehead", "timestamp": 719.108705 },
+        { "text": "Basement", "timestamp": 724.740725 },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey pulls up Jimmy's shirt, revealing dozens of yo-yo's.",
+          "timestamp": 737.070003
+        },
+        { "text": "Jimmy then Cheech", "timestamp": 783.624494 },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey pulls Jimmy's finger. A laser beam shoots out of Jimmy's butt, hitting the TV, which turns red then explodes.",
+          "timestamp": 797.642433
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "McCool messages, Could you & Cheech come see me ASAP?",
+          "timestamp": 806.256788
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A hologram of a scantily clad blonde woman. She waves.",
+          "timestamp": 813.859526
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "At the house, Theresa cuts a yo-yo outline out of a piece of paper. She places it over a flashlight and points it at the sky.",
+          "timestamp": 890
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The yo-yo signal appears in the sky. And another one.",
+          "timestamp": 901.177245
+        },
+        { "text": "Regina Museum of Stuff", "timestamp": 916 },
+        { "text": "At the house", "timestamp": 1040 },
+        { "text": "Outside", "timestamp": 1080.177505 },
+        {
+          "text": "At the Keanu Reeves Correctional Institute, a yellow truck approaches armed guards at a gate. Jimmy and Cheech ride under the truck bed.",
+          "timestamp": 1128
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Cheech's feet dangle behind the car. A guard sees the shoes and shrugs.",
+          "timestamp": 1133.100889
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy and Cheech walk through water in a sewer pipe.",
+          "timestamp": 1137.475844
+        },
+        { "text": "They gape at a fan up ahead.", "timestamp": 1141.877889 },
+        { "text": "They chew", "timestamp": 1148.597255 },
+        { "text": "Pull fingers", "timestamp": 1149.628033 },
+        {
+          "text": "And shoot lasers from their butts at the fan.",
+          "timestamp": 1151.031547
+        },
+        { "text": "It explodes.", "timestamp": 1154.879313 },
+        {
+          "text": "They walk along the walls of the prison.",
+          "timestamp": 1159
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "They jump on passing cops and steal their uniforms.",
+          "timestamp": 1162
+        },
+        { "text": "O J", "timestamp": 1173.627734 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy scans the man, Cheech, then the man again.",
+          "timestamp": 1235.927031
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Tony rips off his head, revealing a giant horned, red demon",
+          "timestamp": 1274.281925
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "In the alley way by the dumpster",
+          "timestamp": 1286.441859
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Cheech looks at his hands and wiggles his fingers",
+          "timestamp": 1297.739698
+        },
+        { "text": "Cheech rips off his head", "timestamp": 1323.962547 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy slaps Cheech while they sit by the dumpster",
+          "timestamp": 1328.509616
+        }
+      ]
+    }
+  ],
+  "source": {
+    "domain": "youtube",
+    "id": "EIAeoaa91iI",
+    "url": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIAeoaa91iI"
+  }
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transcripts/VKTsVsWeQQk.json

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+  "metadata": {
+    "episode": 3,
+    "season": 1,
+    "seriesTitle": "Fugget About It",
+    "title": "Screw You Mr. Wonderful",
+    "type": "television episode"
+  },
+  "scripts": [
+    {
+      "author": "Julianna Langston",
+      "language": "en-US",
+      "tracks": [
+        {
+          "text": "Snow falls on him as he gets the paper",
+          "timestamp": 9.80241
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The Don looks at a dead fish in an aquarium.",
+          "timestamp": 18.961666
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The Don knocks a radio into the aquarium. Jimmy dives, pulling the plug.",
+          "timestamp": 31.591902
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The Don steps on his pet lion's tail. The lion rears, Jimmy points a gun, and the lion sits, glares, and flips Jimmy off.",
+          "timestamp": 40.212919
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "He opens the window. Jimmy pulls him from the window, as a bolt flies into the room, ricochets, hits the record player, and bounces around the room. Jimmy and the Don dance in the style of the Tango to avoid it.",
+          "timestamp": 52.770952
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The Don has a rose in his mouth. The lightning ignites Jimmy's cigar.",
+          "timestamp": 62.840352
+        },
+        { "text": "Jimmy narrows his eyes", "timestamp": 104.896342 },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey and Jimmy sit in a car at a stop sign in farm country.",
+          "timestamp": 155
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy opens a panel beside the steering wheel, and presses 2 exposed wires together.",
+          "timestamp": 206.835424
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "They fly backwards, ramming a white car behind them.",
+          "timestamp": 209.662279
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "They watch behind them as the car flies backwards down the road, through a fence, and into a ditch.",
+          "timestamp": 212.245588
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A flash of white light fades into a mushroom cloud behind them.",
+          "timestamp": 221.020345
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A man with graying hair climbs out of the ditch",
+          "timestamp": 224.844853
+        },
+        { "text": "An elaborate, futuristic mansion", "timestamp": 293.340975 },
+        {
+          "text": "A crane holds a tall statue of an armless man with a 6 foot long penis.",
+          "timestamp": 304.732699
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Cookie retrieves mail from the mailbox.",
+          "timestamp": 313.697245
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "McCool summersaults off Horse. Typed text appears, RCMP Special Agent Strait McCool.",
+          "timestamp": 317.80689
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Gina jumps from a tree, spins around the statue penis, and lands in front of McCool.",
+          "timestamp": 396.311481
+        },
+        { "text": "McCool rides off", "timestamp": 444.643721 },
+        { "text": "At the Wheaton mansion", "timestamp": 446.451364 },
+        {
+          "text": "They enter a room with a rock climbing wall. An airplane and a kayak dangle from the cieling.",
+          "timestamp": 460.466791
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy runs, jumps through a window, lands in his car, and drives off.",
+          "timestamp": 524.281949
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "At the house. Theresa paints her nails in her room. Gina enters.",
+          "timestamp": 529.986461
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A sleek yellow sports car pulls up in front of the house.",
+          "timestamp": 616.729883
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey drives with Wheaton. He drives on the 2 right wheels, turns around, then drives only on the back wheels, then on the front bumper, then flies it through the air. Jimmy and Cookie gape.",
+          "timestamp": 621.381873
+        },
+        { "text": "He drives donuts in the street.", "timestamp": 635.00936 },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey gets out. A 4 man pit crew approaches with oil and gas, make adjustments, then run.",
+          "timestamp": 636.065116
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey and Wheaton get in and they drive off.",
+          "timestamp": 661.705055
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "The family sits at the dining room table.",
+          "timestamp": 674.475966
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Wheaton descends into the back yard with a jetpack.",
+          "timestamp": 739.194437
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Petey gets up from the table and puts on a pack with Wheaton. The 2 fly off.",
+          "timestamp": 746.023025
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "At the Canada Department of Health, Welfare and other Handouts",
+          "timestamp": 758.573817
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Theresa and Gina sit in matching outfits.",
+          "timestamp": 760.827686
+        },
+        { "text": "She plumps her hair and chest.", "timestamp": 785.530205 },
+        { "text": "The 2 walk hand in hand", "timestamp": 785.530205 },
+        {
+          "text": "A man leads a crying woman in handcuffs",
+          "timestamp": 820.738265
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "An army man pistol whips a child, who collapses in his own blood on the floor. The man smiles. Theresa and Gina recoil.",
+          "timestamp": 827.887667
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "At the house. Jimmy stirs a red sauce in a pot. The counters are covered in red splatters and hand prints.",
+          "timestamp": 829.681741
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Theresa sits alone at a table under a spotlight.",
+          "timestamp": 895.192862
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "A man in a brown coat throws a file on the table.",
+          "timestamp": 901.214275
+        },
+        { "text": "Theresa shakes her head.", "timestamp": 905.534834 },
+        {
+          "text": "They pass a window where Gina sits with her feet up and a man cries in the corner.",
+          "timestamp": 936.678401
+        },
+        { "text": "At the Wheaton mansion", "timestamp": 939.082212 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy rolls up his sleeves, revealing a tattoo of a falcon wielding a tommy gun.",
+          "timestamp": 987
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Outside a room with posters of gangsters, bullet ridden cars, and weapons in display cases.",
+          "timestamp": 991.759883
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Behind him is a poster of himself with the same expression.",
+          "timestamp": 1002.199614
+        },
+        { "text": "His saddle horn glistens", "timestamp": 1063.966781 },
+        {
+          "text": "Gina looks at the baby bonus check for $104.66",
+          "timestamp": 1125.14236
+        },
+        {
+          "text": "Gina crumples the check and tosses it",
+          "timestamp": 1182.056222
+        },
+        { "text": "Petey types at his computer", "timestamp": 1185.354655 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy and Wheaton walk in an expanse of snow",
+          "timestamp": 1213.342588
+        },
+        { "text": "Images of family appear", "timestamp": 1268.917801 },
+        { "text": "Theresa and a man kiss", "timestamp": 1287.394162 },
+        { "text": "He falls in an ice fishing hole", "timestamp": 1319.253169 },
+        {
+          "text": "Jimmy looks around and kicks a circle of ice into the hole, covering it.",
+          "timestamp": 1322.810314
+        }
+      ]
+    }
+  ],
+  "source": {
+    "domain": "youtube",
+    "id": "VKTsVsWeQQk",
+    "url": "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKTsVsWeQQk"
+  }
+}