1st RULE: You do not talk about CAT FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about CAT FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "meow" or goes "purrr", taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two cats to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No catnip, no dogs.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at CAT FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.