locales(update): Updated English (United Kingdom) locale

locales(update): Updated English (en@uwu) locale locales(update): Updated English (United Kingdom) locale Co-authored-by: Ash Tails <[email protected]>
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@@ -54,27 +54,35 @@
 			},
 			{
 				"question": "how doez kitteh use pretender??",
-				"answer": "pretender iz only 4 kittehz wif subzcription!! soemtimez pretender haz open betaz 4 u tho! wil be fre latr."
+				"answer": "yey!! get startd wif pretender be readng <a href=\"/docs/install\">instructionzzz</a>!!"
 			},
 			{
 				"question": "eta wen 4 gaem??",
 				"answer": "gud question. kitteh haz no idea!! multiple kittehs be workin on stuffs."
 			},
 			{
-				"question": "doez pretender work on me faek gaemr!?",
-				"answer": "yez! anythin that workz wif meanie netwrk workz wif pretender. <a href=\"https://pretendo.network/docs/install/cemu\">only cemu haz it tho rite now!</a>"
+				"question": "eta wen 4 gaem??",
+				"answer": "pretender workz on gaem when librari cn hold it, w_w dey maek gaem STABEL b4 addin new gaem! nuu ETA!!!!"
 			},
 			{
-				"question": "if kitteh ban'd from teh meanie netwrk, iz still ban'd on pretender?",
-				"answer": "no!! yu is not ban'd! ther is rulez tho, so yu can stil get bananad!!"
+				"question": "doez pretender work on me faek gaemr!?",
+				"answer": "yez! anythin that workz wif meanie netwrk workz wif pretender. <a href=\"\\&quot;https://pretendo.network/docs/install/cemu\\&quot;\">only cemu haz it tho rite now!</a>"
 			},
 			{
 				"question": "can kitteh gaem on othr kitteh gaemin??",
 				"answer": "nonO!! kitteh can only gaem on teh wee yu an thre d s! <a href=\"https://wiimmfi.de/\" target=\"_blank\">wee has wiimmfi tho!!</a>"
 			},
 			{
 				"question": "doez kitteh need hax to gaem?!",
-				"answer": "yez!! kitteh needz hax to gaem. mak sure kitteh press alt f4 4 epik gaemin!!"
+				"answer": "yez!! kitteh needz hax to gaem, exept wiiu wen SSSL. mak sure kitteh press alt f4 4 epik gaemin!!"
+			},
+			{
+				"question": "if kitteh ban'd from teh meanie netwrk, iz still ban'd on pretender?",
+				"answer": "no!! yu is not ban'd! ther is rulez tho, so yu can stil get bananad!!"
+			},
+			{
+				"question": "wat if wamt to be meanie kitteh? haxx??",
+				"answer": "only wif ur friendzzz ^.^ kitteh in normal match nu wamt hax. u ban!!"
 			}
 		],
 		"text": "herez sum questionz yu lik 2 ask!!"
@@ -99,11 +107,96 @@
 	},
 	"credits": {
 		"title": "dev kittehs",
-		"text": "see kittehz who maek pretender!!"
+		"text": "see kittehz who maek pretender!!",
+		"people": [
+			{
+				"caption": "da big cheez"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "miiveres kitteh!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "wii u foxish!!!!!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "rezearch kitteh"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "onlien kitteh ^w^"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "servah debeloper kitteh!!!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "gaem history saveh kiteh,,"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "server dev kitteh o.o"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "website servah kitteh!! ^^"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "deb..ops..? kitteh!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "servah kitteh n speedi kitteh!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "duel screeh reseacha!!"
+			}
+		]
 	},
 	"specialThanks": {
 		"title": "speshul thx",
-		"text": "theze kittehs helpd!!"
+		"text": "theze kittehs helpd!!",
+		"people": [
+			{
+				"name": "geethub contrwibutahs!!!!! uwu",
+				"caption": "wocawizawitwions n moar!!!!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "crunchii libwrary dev!!!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "duel scweeen debeprobah and pachket takher-apahter!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "we steal their code :3"
+			},
+			{
+				"special": "speshul thx",
+				"caption": "gawd of meanine weseawch!!!!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "icwn designah!!!!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "gaem reseawchhh n dev!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "wiiuu pwatchy hacky! ^w^"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "duaaalsccween haxorz!!!! owo"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "servah maker!!! ^u^"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "g-gopah??? gopah??????"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "splooner!"
+			},
+			{
+				"caption": "splooner,,,"
+			},
+			{
+				"name": "gwitwub fwends!!",
+				"caption": "dey maek langwage gud u.u"
+			}
+		]
 	},
 	"discordJoin": {
 		"text": "entr de discord for new infoz from kittehs 4 pretender!!",
@@ -132,7 +225,8 @@
 			"sooper maro wurld too - yoshees is land's theme is amazng!!",
 			"meh favorit nontendo swatch releses hav ben nontendo swatch onlien + expanshun pak, nontendo swatch onlien + rumbly pak, nontendo swatch online + oflin pley pak, nontendo swatch onlin + yet anotha port pak, an nontendo swatch onlin + bren smert trainin pak. yu kan rely tel nontendo kares.",
 			"liek, \"yu kno ash, bles her heawt, she uwus all day\" is the sothern nice wae of sayin \"ash uwus all teh tiem and its realy weird an stupid an i wish they didnt\"",
-			"Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication."
+			"Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.",
+			"awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
 		]
 	},
 	"progressPage": {
@@ -278,5 +372,8 @@
 	"donation": {
 		"progress": "<span>$${totd}</span> of <span>$${goald}</span>/munth, <span>${perc}%</span> of teh monthly goal",
 		"upgradePush": "u wanna become super kitteh and get kool perkz?? <a href=\"/account/upgrade\">upgrade now!!</a>"
+	},
+	"notfound": {
+		"description": "uh oh! we did a widdle fucky wucky! oopsie daisie! oh noes!!!!!"
 	}
 }