diff --git a/ModularTegustation/Teguicons/64x128.dmi b/ModularTegustation/Teguicons/64x128.dmi
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diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/abnormality/_auxiliary_modes/joke/aleph/carrey.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/abnormality/_auxiliary_modes/joke/aleph/carrey.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..f8e2483efd79
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/abnormality/_auxiliary_modes/joke/aleph/carrey.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/abnormality/carrey
+	name = "A Song For A Season"
+	desc = "<span class='bolddanger' style='font-size:16px;'>The ice is melting...</span>"
+	health = 1000 // Dummy
+	maxHealth = 1000 // Dummy
+	pixel_x = -16
+	pixel_y = -32
+	base_pixel_x = -16
+	base_pixel_y = -32
+	icon = 'ModularTegustation/Teguicons/64x128.dmi'
+	icon_state = "carrey"
+	icon_living = "carrey"
+	portrait = "carrey"
+	del_on_death = FALSE
+	can_breach = FALSE // Not... yet
+	start_qliphoth = 1337 // Dummy
+	threat_level = ALEPH_LEVEL
+	fear_level = ALEPH_LEVEL
+	damage_coeff = list(RED_DAMAGE = 0, WHITE_DAMAGE = 0, BLACK_DAMAGE = 0, PALE_DAMAGE = 0)
+	work_chances = list(
+		ABNORMALITY_WORK_INSTINCT = 1,
+		ABNORMALITY_WORK_INSIGHT = 1,
+		ABNORMALITY_WORK_ATTACHMENT = 1,
+		ABNORMALITY_WORK_REPRESSION = 1,
+		"Request Concert" = 999,
+	)
+	work_damage_amount = 1
+	work_damage_type = WHITE_DAMAGE
+	abnormality_origin = ABNORMALITY_ORIGIN_JOKE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/abnormality/carrey/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	start_qliphoth = days_until_christmas()
+	if(start_qliphoth > 0)
+		icon_state = "contained_greyscale"
+		if(start_qliphoth < 24)
+			add_overlay(mutable_appearance('ModularTegustation/Teguicons/64x128.dmi', "containmentice[round((start_qliphoth / 4), 1)]"))
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/abnormality/carrey/PostSpawn()
+	. = ..()
+	for(var/turf/open/O in range(1, src))
+		new /obj/effect/snow_storm(O)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/abnormality/carrey/AttemptWork(mob/living/carbon/human/user, work_type)
+	if(work_type == "Request Concert")
+		to_chat(user, span_bolddanger("Not yet... I will show you my... grand performance in [start_qliphoth] days."))
+		return null
+	. = ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/abnormality/carrey/FailureEffect(mob/living/carbon/human/user, work_type, pe, work_time, canceled)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='bolddanger' style='font-size: 16px;'>You can't take it anymore!</span>")
+	user.spew_organ(10, 5)
+	. = ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/abnormality/carrey/proc/days_until_christmas()
+	var/list/dayspermonth = list(31, 28, 31, 30, 31, 30, 31, 31, 30, 31, 30, 31)
+	var/MM = text2num(time2text(world.timeofday, "MM"))
+	var/DD = text2num(time2text(world.timeofday, "DD"))
+	var/goal_month = 12
+	var/goal_day = 24
+	. = 0
+
+	for(var/i = MM, i < goal_month, i++)
+		. += dayspermonth[i]
+
+	if(DD < goal_day)
+		. += goal_day - DD
+	else
+		. += DD - goal_day
+
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/snow_storm
+	icon = 'icons/effects/weather_effects.dmi'
+	icon_state = "snow_storm"
diff --git a/icons/UI_Icons/abnormality_portraits/carrey.png b/icons/UI_Icons/abnormality_portraits/carrey.png
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diff --git a/lobotomy-corp13.dme b/lobotomy-corp13.dme
index ebe6abe2945d..62191fda93a6 100644
--- a/lobotomy-corp13.dme
+++ b/lobotomy-corp13.dme
@@ -2773,6 +2773,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\abnormality\_auxiliary_modes\joke\ego_guns.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\abnormality\_auxiliary_modes\joke\ego_weapons.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\abnormality\_auxiliary_modes\joke\aleph\barkley.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\abnormality\_auxiliary_modes\joke\aleph\carrey.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\abnormality\_auxiliary_modes\joke\aleph\rudolta_buff.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\abnormality\_auxiliary_modes\joke\aleph\sukuna.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\abnormality\_auxiliary_modes\joke\aleph\wild_ride.dm"