diff --git a/tests/DMAPI/LongRunning/Test.dm b/tests/DMAPI/LongRunning/Test.dm
index d3515034ee8..a77c3377b5d 100644
--- a/tests/DMAPI/LongRunning/Test.dm
+++ b/tests/DMAPI/LongRunning/Test.dm
@@ -146,26 +146,6 @@ var/run_bridge_test
 		kajigger_test = TRUE
 		return "we love casting spells"
 
-	var/expected_path = data["vaporeon"]
-	if(expected_path)
-		var/command
-		if(world.system_type == MS_WINDOWS)
-			command = "C:\\Windows\\System32\\WindowsPowerShell\\v1.0\\powershell.exe -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -Command \"if('[expected_path]' -ne $(Get-Location)){ (Get-Location).Path | Out-File \"fuck_up.txt\"; exit 1; }\""
-		else
-			command = "if \[\[ \"[expected_path]\" != \"$(pwd)\" \]\]; then echo $(pwd) > fuck_up.txt; exit 1; fi"
-
-		world.log << "shell: [command]"
-		var/exitCode = shell(command)
-
-		if(isnull(exitCode) || exitCode != 0)
-			var/fuck_up_reason = "DIDN'T READ"
-			if(fexists("fuck_up.txt"))
-				fuck_up_reason = "COULDN'T READ"
-				fuck_up_reason = file2text("fuck_up.txt")
-			return "Dir check shell command failed with code [exitCode || "null"]: [fuck_up_reason]"
-
-		return "is the most pokemon of all time"
-
 	TgsChatBroadcast(new /datum/tgs_message_content("Recieved non-tgs topic: `[T]`"))
 
 	return "feck"
diff --git a/tests/Tgstation.Server.Tests/Live/Instance/WatchdogTest.cs b/tests/Tgstation.Server.Tests/Live/Instance/WatchdogTest.cs
index b2fabf86644..6676616580d 100644
--- a/tests/Tgstation.Server.Tests/Live/Instance/WatchdogTest.cs
+++ b/tests/Tgstation.Server.Tests/Live/Instance/WatchdogTest.cs
@@ -131,8 +131,6 @@ await Task.WhenAll(
 
 			await RunLongRunningTestThenUpdate(cancellationToken);
 
-			await TestDDIsntResolvingSymlink(cancellationToken);
-
 			await RunLongRunningTestThenUpdateWithNewDme(cancellationToken);
 			await RunLongRunningTestThenUpdateWithByondVersionSwitch(cancellationToken);
 
@@ -154,6 +152,8 @@ await instanceClient.DreamDaemon.Update(new DreamDaemonRequest
 
 		async ValueTask TestDDIsntResolvingSymlink(CancellationToken cancellationToken)
 		{
+			Assert.Inconclusive("Not even sure this test works");
+
 			System.Console.WriteLine("STARTING SYMLINK RESOLVE TEST");
 			var deployTask = DeployTestDme("long_running_test_rooted", DreamDaemonSecurity.Trusted, true, cancellationToken);