purplesyringa, pwn 400
callidus77: Помница в нашей сетке монтажники подключали абонента. Пришли, воткнули сетевуху, а у него Фря и дров нету. Почесали головы и ушли. Чел через три недели наконец-то коннектится.
Грят: “Долго ж ты искал дрова.”
Он: “Я не искал. Я их сам написал.”
(c) Башорг
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purplesyringa, pwn 400
callidus77: This reminds me of a story. Technicians were connecting a subscriber to our network. They plugged in the network card, but he was using FreeBSD with no matching drivers installed. They scratched their heads and left. The subscriber finally manages to connect after three weeks.
They say: “Took you long to find the drivers.”
He replies: “I wasn’t searching. I wrote them myself.”
(c) Russian Bash.org
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