diff --git a/RussStation.dme b/RussStation.dme
index 1e0f509..f6cf443 100644
--- a/RussStation.dme
+++ b/RussStation.dme
@@ -2840,6 +2840,7 @@
 #include "interface\stylesheet.dm"
 #include "interface\skin.dmf"
 #include "russstation\code\game\objects\items\storage\boxes.dm"
+#include "russstation\code\game\objects\items\storage\storage.dm"
 #include "russstation\code\modules\clothing\clothing.dm"
 #include "russstation\code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks_meat.dm"
 #include "russstation\code\modules\food_and_drinks\recipes\processor_recipes.dm"
diff --git a/code/datums/components/storage/storage.dm b/code/datums/components/storage/storage.dm
index b2482cd..bcdc913 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/storage/storage.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/storage/storage.dm
@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@
 	if (can_hold_list != null)
 		can_hold = typecacheof(can_hold_list)
 
-	if (cant_hold_list != null)	
+	if (cant_hold_list != null)
 		cant_hold = typecacheof(cant_hold_list)
 
 /datum/component/storage/proc/generate_hold_desc(can_hold_list)
@@ -390,6 +390,9 @@
 	M.client.screen |= real_location.contents
 	M.active_storage = src
 	LAZYOR(is_using, M)
+	if(istype(real_location, /obj/item/storage)) //Russtation - Clown's self-closing box.
+		var/obj/item/storage/S = real_location
+		S.on_open(M)
 	return TRUE
 
 /datum/component/storage/proc/hide_from(mob/M)
@@ -402,6 +405,9 @@
 	if(M.active_storage == src)
 		M.active_storage = null
 	LAZYREMOVE(is_using, M)
+	if(istype(real_location, /obj/item/storage)) //Russtation - Clown's self-closing box.
+		var/obj/item/storage/S = real_location
+		S.on_close(M)
 	return TRUE
 
 /datum/component/storage/proc/close(mob/M)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
index 60cdd0e..b566149 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
 	satchel = /obj/item/storage/backpack/clown
 	duffelbag = /obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag/clown //strangely has a duffel
 
-	box = /obj/item/storage/box/hug/survival
+	box = /obj/item/storage/box/useless //Russstation - Clown's very useful box.
 
 	chameleon_extras = /obj/item/stamp/clown
 
diff --git a/russstation/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm b/russstation/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm
index e81a6f8..0f8ee25 100644
--- a/russstation/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm
+++ b/russstation/code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm
@@ -18,4 +18,37 @@
 	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat(src)
 	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/slab/xeno(src)
 	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/slab/corgi(src)
-	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatball(src)
\ No newline at end of file
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatball(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/useless
+	name = "extremely useful box"
+	desc = "It's just an ordinary box."
+	icon = 'russstation/icons/obj/storage.dmi'
+	icon_state = "uselessbox"
+	item_state = "syringe_kit"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_righthand.dmi'
+	illustration = null
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/useless/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath(src)
+	new /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen(src)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen(src)
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/useless/on_open(var/mob/M)
+	if(isliving(M)) //Prevents ghosts from triggering the box to close.
+		flick("uselessbox_close",src)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/close), 8)//As soon as you open the box, it snaps shut
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/useless/proc/close() //Snap shut
+	icon_state = initial(icon_state)
+	var/datum/component/storage/our_storage = GetComponent(/datum/component/storage)
+	visible_message("<span class='boldannounce'>[src] snaps shut!</span>")
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+	if(isliving(loc))
+		var/mob/living/M = loc
+		our_storage.hide_from(M)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>[src] snaps shut on your fingers!</span>")
+		M.adjustStaminaLoss(2)
+	sleep(2) //Sleeps that are this small have negligible performance impact
+	playsound(src, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 100, TRUE)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/russstation/code/game/objects/items/storage/storage.dm b/russstation/code/game/objects/items/storage/storage.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9630831
--- /dev/null
+++ b/russstation/code/game/objects/items/storage/storage.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+/obj/item/storage/proc/on_open(var/mob/M) //Helper proc called when a box is opened, and closed
+	return
+
+/obj/item/storage/proc/on_close(var/mob/M)
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/russstation/icons/obj/storage.dmi b/russstation/icons/obj/storage.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c756caa
Binary files /dev/null and b/russstation/icons/obj/storage.dmi differ