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/usr/bin/fortune: Permission denied
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Arctic: Tredix is the king of boomers
Tredix: Ye- no wait.
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Arctic: Could we maybe have mods so this can be prevented in the future?
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Arctic: I probably sound the like the ultimate boomer but when I use Arch I
want to use Arch and when I use Debian I want to use Debian
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Arctic: [Deleted bad joke]
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Arctic: Just use your BIOS
OSs are for noobs
Phate6660: Pffffft, using an OS is stupid.
Obviously you need to hack into the mainframe using electromagnetic waves and control technology that way.
Don't forget to use a block of wood to conduct electricity better.
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Shardion: emacs i need you
dmt: :emacs: I'm here for you, babe.
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Arctic: Imagine thinking Ubuntu was better than Fedora
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Arctic: oh shoot
Arctic: there is another kernel update
Arctic: time to debloat my kernel :)
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Dexter of Ebonheart: I've never had any full on problems with systemd on mint. Just confusion when I tried to do something like `/etc/init.d/disdick restart`
Dexter of Ebonheart: But I was not a fan of the actual maintenance commands I needed to do things. And I don't like the direction it's heading. So no D for me.
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Dexter of Ebonheart: a small botnet of one million bots
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Dexter of Ebonheart: You can eat anything if you put your mind to it
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Guillotine: Imagine not using Debian
Dexter of Ebonheart: imagine being able to install debian
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dmt: hmmm
if i could get a phone that just ran emacs
that'd be the best
It needs to be bare metal -> Kernel -> Emacs
otherwise what's the point
Phate6660: That'll never happen unless you make it yourself.
dmt: Time to pull myself up by my boot straps
Introducing... the ePhone
:emacs:Phone
I wonder if apple would sue
Dexter of Ebonheart: They would sue and claim it was their idea originally
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Hoshi: Dexter of Ebonheart, you can't star your own messages.
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DDOSed: I'm actually surprised firefox respects /etc/hosts
Martianhunter: Firefox doesn't get a choice in the matter.
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Phate6660: Welp, I'm gonna go get coma-stoned, eat some food, and go to bed.
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Phate6660: Honestly, I'd take Windows over using SystemD.
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Phate6660: Honestly, the very concept of a country is stupid.
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Phate6660: I love meat. I don't know what I'd do without it.
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Phate6660: I think that over the course of my years of Linux, I had forgotten
about why I really hated Windows. Over the course of these past few
hours, not only have the flames of hatred been rekindled, but they
are burning hotter and brighter than ever before.
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Phate6660: The problem is that people just don't want to admit to themselves
how evil and disgusting humanity is.
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Phate6660: I JUST HAD THE BIGGEST DERP
i was trying to figure out why the fuck mpc was skipping like 12 tracks at a time when switching to the next song
i had fucking random mode on without realizing it
fml
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Dexter of Ebonheart: > "This branch has no conflicts with the base branch"
Shardion: This branch conflicts with my morals
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Phate6660: >implying that netbooks aren't a thing anymore
Phate6660: Pfffffft, netbooks are too still a thing.
Phate6660: Just a little while ago I bought a refurbished lenovo netbook locally for like ~$50.
...
Phate6660: Oh wait, I don't think it's Lenovo.
Phate6660: It was an ASUS EeePC.
Phate6660: That came with Windows XP.
...
Arctic: it looks kind of like a tiny macbook
Arctic: the old ones
Phate6660: Now I can never use it again, thank you.
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Phate6660: Tfw all the comments on your post are about the music you're listening to and not the
actual contents of the post itself.
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Phate6660: Don't be a distroist, it's like the Linux equivalent of being a racist.
Shardion: So Arch users are the ultimate racists?
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Phate6660: Tfw Gentoo and LFS are too easy but Debian is a hurdle you will never get over.
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Phate6660: Who hurt you in your life so much that you would want to use Debian?
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Phate6660: I gave up. Debian mentally broke me. It made me hate Linux for a while.
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Phate6660: fdisk > cfdisk, parted
Oh God I just had another ptsd flashback to fucking Void.
I was forced to use fucking cfdisk to partition my disks.
I hated every second of it.
cfdisk is so god damn confusing, it makes no sense half the time.
I almost gave up on the Void install like 6 times because of it.
On top of being confusing, it's missing a lot of features that are available in fdisk.
For example, the ability to change the disk label to MBR or GPT.
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Phate6660: [meme about someone calling html a programming language]
Shardion: HTML is a markup language
Phate6660: Yeah, but people don't seem to understand that.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen people call it a programming language.
And every time I go: "DID YOU EVER EVEN READ THE FUCKING NAME!?"
And they go: "...Uh............ HTML?"
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Phate6660: OMG
Look at the soliders chest
Fucking Debian
Lol
Does this mean that Debian is a soldier for SystemD?
Shardion: there had better be artix just fucking razing them with a flamethrower
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Shardion: quiet, gentoo user
go change runlevel to 0 (please dont)
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Shardion: alright sweet. progctl can now read your XDG_CONFIG_HOME environment variable
better have it set nerds
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Tredix: .iam Powershell
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Shardion: <...details about the router he's using...>
`OS details: Huawei HG8245T GPON ONU WAP (Linux 2.6.21) or Sagemcom F@st 4350 WAP`
Who spilled their alphabet soup?
It's running dnsmasq on port 53 (which is open).
Version 2.55.
lighttpd on port 80 (no version provided).
Phate6660: Uh huh, yep, keep going.
[Scribbles network info into notepad for when I hack Shardion.]
(I'm joking, if it wasn't clearly obvious.)
The 25th Bam: thanks for making his attention go into you our plan is going great @Phate6660
[Scribbles network info into ***VIM*** for when I hack Shardion.]
sadly i cant hack him since i dont know how to either save or close VIM
*cries in desperation*
Phate6660: Pfffft, we all know that to close Vim you need to unplug your PC. Duh.
<emoji of pepe kek'ing>
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Tredix: am I done with distro-hopping? I think so.
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Tredix: > "the dick only makes it better"
Phate6660: Probably the truest thing I've read on this server.
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Tredix: >What is testing?
Shardion: unstable mess
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Tredix: "I can `mount` in my dreams, but I can't `unmount` the pain"
dmt: Huh. Same except I can't `mount` my dreams, but I do `mount` in them. ;)
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dmt: @Phate6660 I get that. Also, don't microwave PC parts, that's a serious fire hazard.
dmt: Use a blowtorch instead.
Phate6660: Oh, good idea. I have like a couple of those lying around somewhere.
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dmt: In the future, when we all have government-mandated brain implants, there
needs to be a message that fades in and out in the top-left side of your vision
that says: "The algorithm will remember that".
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dmt: right now I'm in the "--- when you realize you didn't do your homework and
spent all night chatting on discord" zone
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dmt: this sketchy guy on discord just told me to excecute a script he made.. what do?
DrownNotably: run it with sudo
go big or go home
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Shardion: I have 8GB RAM, 15GB swap partition. Memory won't be an issue.
Phate6660: Wha....
Why...
Are you using 15GBs on your SWAP partition?
Shardion: I have the space.
Why not?
Phate6660: Does not compute.
Shardion: Yeah it won't with your puny 512MB swap
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Dexter of Ebonheart: Apt, stop yelling at me, I'm sorry
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Arctic: does the matrix run on emacs?
dmt: Probably not, no
dmt: However, there exists an elisp package that will connect your emacs session to the Matrix instance.
Dexter of Etcetera: The universe is Emacs subjectively experiencing itself
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Phate6660: "Messaging App Signal Is Working on Encrypted Group Video Calls"
<https://www.pcmag.com/news/messaging-app-signal-is-working-on-encrypted-group-video-calls>
gnu/ech: Zoom caused this.
Arctic: lol
Phate6660: Zoom needs to fucking die.
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Phate6660: "You should use Y(A)ML."
- Some fucking masochist
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Shardion: OpenBSD.
Discuss.
dmt: good shit.
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Phate6660: Welp, now I'mma play some DOOM and NOT accidentally end my X session this time.
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Phate6660: I feel like an idiot.
I was playing DOOM and accidentally hit `A-S-q`.
Which is bspwm's default quit keybinding.
I forgot to change it to `C-A-del` like I usually do. [crying pepe with hands up emoji]
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Phate6660: Holy shit. Somehow I played almost 300 songs yesterday. God damn.
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Phate6660: Oh what the fuck... this is kinda creepy.
I just loaded up DOOM like normal, but when I spawned in, every monster was already dead and there were no items in the level.(edited)
Wtf. Doors are activating on their own, and now I'm seeing bodies of the player character.
I swear I didn't change up any mods or anything.
I just started it up like I usually do.
What the hell. The monsters are already dead in the next level too.
I don't know why, but there's just something really fucking creepy about this.
DOOM just went from stress reliever to horror game.
It's all ominous and shit.
Arctic: lol
~~inb4 DOOM became DOOM 3~~
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Phate6660: Holy shit, I just realized something.
All of my favorite Seether songs are all track 2 of the respective albums.
That's some trippy shit.
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Phate6660: What, the fuck, did I just read?
And why the fuck do they keep expanding the letters?
LGBT is already hard enough to remember without making it LGBTQIA+.
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Phate6660: I am very close to saying fuck Windows, it's users, and cross-platform as a concept in general.
I've had this weird shitty night of:
"Oh hey it works"
"Now it doesn't"
"Wtf why do I have to do this just to something so simple"
"Fucking piece of shit APIs with shitty pretty much non-existent docs"
"asdfkuhasdfihusdaifuhasdifnhvadsiufh"
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