diff --git a/src/macro.ts b/src/macro.ts
index e7b78bd..f161a66 100644
--- a/src/macro.ts
+++ b/src/macro.ts
@@ -171,7 +171,8 @@ export default class Macro extends StrictMacro {
   }
 
   standardCombat(): this {
-    return this.tryHaveSkill($skill`Curse of Weaksauce`)
+    return this.if_("!monstername Crimbuccaneer mudlark && !monstername Elf Guard engineer", "pickpocket")
+      .tryHaveSkill($skill`Curse of Weaksauce`)
       .familiarActions()
       .externalIf(
         SongBoom.song() === "Total Eclipse of Your Meat",
diff --git a/src/outfit.ts b/src/outfit.ts
index 902a517..ac7f1c8 100644
--- a/src/outfit.ts
+++ b/src/outfit.ts
@@ -6,13 +6,16 @@ import {
   Item,
   itemAmount,
   Location,
+  myClass,
   toSlot,
   totalTurnsPlayed,
 } from "kolmafia";
 import {
+  $classes,
   $familiar,
   $familiars,
   $item,
+  $location,
   CrystalBall,
   get,
   getRemainingStomach,
@@ -21,7 +24,7 @@ import {
 } from "libram";
 
 import { freeFightFamiliar, MenuOptions } from "./familiar";
-import { garboValue } from "./garboValue";
+import { garboAverageValue, garboValue } from "./garboValue";
 import { args, chosenAffiliation, getOrbTarget, realmAvailable, sober } from "./lib";
 import * as OrbManager from "./orbmanager";
 
@@ -211,6 +214,56 @@ const accessories: { item: Item; valueFunction: (options: AccessoryOptions) => n
     valueFunction: ({ location }) =>
       location.zone === "Crimbo23" && chosenAffiliation() === "elves" ? 10000 : 0,
   },
+  {
+    item: $item`mime army infiltration glove`,
+    valueFunction: ({ location }) => {
+      // if we can already pickpocket or can't even with this, it's worthless
+      if ($classes`Disco Bandit, Accordion Thief`.includes(myClass()) || !sober()) {
+        return 0;
+      }
+      // about 5% of a common drop
+      const aff = chosenAffiliation();
+      /* eslint-disable libram/verify-constants */
+      if (location === $location`Abuela's Cottage (Contested)`) {
+        if (aff === "pirates") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`Elf Guard officer's sidearm`, $item`Elf Guard commandeering gloves`, $item`Elf Guard eyedrops`);
+        }
+        if (aff === "elves") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`Crimbuccaneer shirt`, $item`Crimbuccaneer captain's purse`);
+        }
+      } else if (location === $location`The Embattled Factory`) {
+        if (aff === "pirates") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`military-grade peppermint oil`, $item`Elf Guard tinsel grenade`);
+        }
+        if (aff === "elves") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail`, $item`Crimbuccaneer whale oil`, $item`Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso`);
+        }
+      } else if (location === $location`The Bar At War`) {
+        if (aff === "pirates") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`bottle of whiskey`, $item`peppermint bomb`, $item`officer's nog`);
+        }
+        if (aff === "elves") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`grog nuts`, $item`sawed-off blunderbuss`, $item`old-school pirate grog`);
+        }
+      } else if (location === $location`A Cafe Divided`) {
+        if (aff === "pirates") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`sundae ration`, $item`peppermint tack`, $item`Elf Guard payroll bag`);
+        }
+        if (aff === "elves") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`orange`, $item`pegfinger`, $item`whalesteak`);
+        }
+      } else if (location === $location`The Armory Up In Arms`) {
+        if (aff === "pirates") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`Elf Guard mouthknife`, $item`Kelflar vest`, $item`red and white claret`);
+        }
+        if (aff === "elves") {
+          return 0.05 * garboAverageValue($item`shipwright's hammer`, $item`cannonbomb`, $item`whale cerebrospinal fluid`);
+        }
+        /* eslint-enable libram/verify-constants */
+      }
+      return 0;
+    },
+  },
 ];
 
 function getBestAccessories(location: Location, isFree?: boolean) {