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Tweet index Label Tweet text
1 1 Sweet United Nations video. Just in time for Christmas. #imagine #NoReligion http://t.co/fej2v3OUBR
2 1 @mrdahl87 We are rumored to have talked to Erv's agent... and the Angels asked about Ed Escobar... that's hardly nothing ;)
3 1 Hey there! Nice to see you Minnesota/ND Winter Weather
4 0 3 episodes left I'm dying over here
5 2 "I can't breathe!" was chosen as the most notable quote of the year in an annual list released by a Yale University librarian
6 0 You're never too old for Footie Pajamas. http://t.co/ElzGqsX2yQ
7 1 Nothing makes me happier then getting on the highway and seeing break lights light up like a Christmas tree..
8 0 4:30 an opening my first beer now gonna be a long night/day
9 0 @Adam_Klug do you think you would support a guy who knocked out your daughter? Rice doesn't deserve support.
10 0 @samcguigan544 You are not allowed to open that until Christmas day!
11 1 Oh, thank GOD - our entire office email system is down... the day of a big event. Santa, you know JUST what to get me for xmas.
12 0 But instead, I'm scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for hours on end, accomplishing nothing.
13 0 @TargetZonePT :pouting_face: no he bloody isn't I was upstairs getting changed !
14 0 Cold or warmth both suffuse one's cheeks with pink (colour/tone) ... Do you understand the underlying difference & its texture?
15 1 Just great when you're mobile bill arrives by text
16 2 crushes are great until you realize they'll never be interested in you.| :p
17 1 Buffalo sports media is smarter than all of us. Where else can you get the quality insight offered by Harrington and Busgaglia.
18 0 I guess my cat also lost 3 pounds when she went to the vet after I've been feeding her a few times a day.||#Eating|#food| |#WorkingOut
19 1 @YankeesWFAN @Ken_Rosenthal trading a SP for a defense-only SS? Brilliant trade.
20 2 But @DarklightDave was trying to find us, and my battery died. Guess how he found us? Yes, that bastard wand! !!!!!
21 1 @deputymartinski please do..i need the second hand embarrassment so desperatly on my phone
22 0 I never cared for Beyonce, bc I could never get a sense of who she was. Her interviews lacked depth. @AZEALIABANKS tho....this girl got IT.
23 3 @yWTorres9 time to hit the books then
24 0 @RushOrderTees THX4FLW! FLWtheMUSIC @ElektrikEventz @ElektrikMetro WE R #ElektrikBLOOM #ElektrikFANTASY #iwant2DRIFT #Elev8TheUnderground!
25 1 Love these cold winter mornings :grimacing_face: best feeling everrrrrrr !
26 0 Amazingly http://t.co/NEioZuNbLD is not owned by #BHP. They are going to have to shell out some decent money for it. #BHPBilliton #South32
27 0 Wish she could have told me herself. @NicoleScherzy #nicolescherzinger #OneLove #myfav #MyQueen :heavy_black_heart:️:heavy_black_heart:️ http://t.co/queL09fqyr
28 0 The rain has made extra extra lazy:smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_cold_sweat:
29 0 I was doing great with this summary of my year until I got to June 27th, and the weekend of @Hartswormx3 's birthday. #rivertrip #groupchat
30 0 see, that MIGHT show up on a background check, and you'd be denied its a catch 22 we have the right to self protection @serpentina66
31 1 Smh never knew something could be 80% halal....Been muslim my whole life but somehow i've learned something new i guess
32 1 A wonderful day of starting work at 6am
33 0 i feel like whole life is about waiting waiting and waiting
34 0 @Pure_playa85 lol :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Will let my kids know when they get up in the morning.. Thanks for the tip
35 1 @RedSox you guys sure screwed this up royally. I'm happy for Lester, the brain trust over there sucks. #nicejob #LesterToChicago
36 0 #Aussie #gunman #was #on terrorist #watch #list, PM #says: SYDNEY – The gunman who took 17 hostages in Sydney... http://t.co/ibnxdPtu3W
37 2 "Twig" is now "Sprig"—3 sec limit on new social video platform #techtalk #editorspick #sillyvine #Tr... https://t.co/0DMkcXpYzq
38 0 @HEELTeacher and what will that achieve? Seriously?To be fired.all the guys who had the balls to call them out are gone..
39 1 Yay for another work at 4am day :neutral_face:
40 1 Physical therapy at 8 am is just what I want to be doing with my Friday #iwanttosleep
41 1 Omg @FloptimusCrime didn't tell @giantfootyguy he was in town :face_screaming_in_fear: #trueFriend
42 1 I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL, HOW COULD YOU BE FINE? COZ I'M NOT FINE AT ALL Oh wait. Fixed the caps lock ^.^ #LaughNow .o.
43 3 HaHaHaHa!! #hypocrisy "MT @Independent: Katie Hopkins calls Russell Brand a bully..........: http://t.co/DZ05xHiuwl"
44 1 That moment when you have so much stuff to do but you open @tumblr ... #productivity #tumblr
45 0 Lol! I m enjoying it:two_women_holding_hands: #Talks #Crazyness #SheNeverLeft sleepy!! :white_smiling_face:
46 1 Luv this
47 2 : When some naturopaths sell "aromatic" herbs the way apothecaries sell noxious poisons. #Naturopath=#Apothecary #Herb=#Poison
48 0 "@dixiessixty: Goal of the Season 1970: GOAL 1. Jon Sammels #ARSENAL vs #manutd https://t.co/W1p9bptdT3" @Lloydgallagher3 @bigtant1986
49 0 really, what else can a fish be besides a fish? @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @IndyEnigma @diverdown48
50 0 @malesurvivor72 I think it's a safe bet it won't fit the crime.
51 3 It will be impossible for me to be late if I start to dress up right now. #studing #university #lazy
52 1 When you're already running late and then your car won't start <<< #FantasticFriday
53 2 i decided to become my own boss to have more free time.. now i have no time left whatsoever.
54 0 loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection
55 0 American Kids starting playing and now I'm super missing #summer2k14 #kennychesney
56 0 @corporateknight don't know how#Monsanto # among 100 most sustainable Cos in the world sure all parameters are measured#net positive?
57 0 None of the big, disruptive innovations in our lives have come out of brainstorming. -Bruce Nussbaum http://t.co/ituc6zpusB
58 0 that way people get to understand disabilities and not stare at us funny wen we out and about#IDPwD#disability
59 1 @TheoCorleone @david_maclellan Shit! I better shut my stupid girly mouth because im so concerned about what men might think of me.
60 0 Why does my tongue feel it necessary to try and touch the high speed tool my dentist has put in my mouth?
61 0 Tell me the #Quintessential #Aussie now isn't a Govt paid job & then have the hyde to buy overseas online and pay no GST . mmm #SadButTrue
62 0 @Parlett316 "Dirk's got a lot of moves I'm trying to steal." - Kevin Durant on his one-legged fadeway
63 1 About once a yr I get a little nutty and reach for the orange marmalade. #livingontheedge http://t.co/sF9o6OWE1v
64 1 Rogers, that smile just so accurately captures my reaction when I receive an extra high phone bill! http://t.co/vFP1ehx7yL
65 2 Whatever happened to the Guano Apes? Did they ever make it "Big in Japan"?
66 0 Bmw i8 sexy az hell but too slow for the dinero 12.4 in the quarter mile slow #fan of the design feeling the... http://t.co/DELfxN0BpI
67 0 Let your humility guard your pride ... Vanity shouldn't be allowed to be with such a delicate thing.
68 0 Whenever I get sad about how things are going now, I just think of how awesome the future looks to be. #secondsemester #drumcorps #college
69 2 I asked God to protect me from my enemies .. shortly after I started losing friends :flushed_face::hundred_points_symbol: or #naah
70 3 Just delivered @DominiqueAnsel #cronuts to @BouchonBakeryRC hmmm its for a customer I hope!!! http://t.co/KDx0FhVqCW
71 3 Such . You still have to #praisehim ;)
72 0 Hey heyy!!!I....wanna be a rockstar #vscocam hero #vsocam #hero #spiderman http://t.co/9tuskhVYbJ
73 3 "@MaggieLindemann: . @xSamSecrets123 awk moment when I tweeted first #fakefan !!!!!"
74 0 Waa mockingjay part 2 tahon depan meh 20 Nov 2015 wtvr Night at the museum 3 #mustwatchb4decemberendssobssobs http://t.co/rAc6XdS56z
75 1 @AmbControl999 @HouseofCommons @Ed_Miliband @nick_clegg @David_Cameron nice to see the ambulance service is so important to OUR mps
76 1 I love finals week! #justkidding #stressed
77 0 @gracewoods_ fucking copycat, although you're name is mint and the act we share it is probably a cause for alcohol filled celebration!!!
78 0 Literally cried when I woke up because I know what this day has in store for me #TheStartOfTechWeek Ready #JustShootMeKnow
79 0 @RashawnFranklin Because I disagree w/ you? Trading three picks for one when you have glaring holes at numerous positions is ass-backwards.
80 1 .@nypost .@Cameron_Gray Oh that makes it all better!!!
81 0 Why didn't I start watching the tudors earlier? #iloveit
82 0 @guntrust http://t.co/8ICPDcAoNQ #CHRISTMAS #GIFT GET STARTED AT MAKING MONEY IN SOCIAL MEDIA @ https://t.co/cpJZkEgNe7
83 0 don't knw how to react everytime sum1 says me being in a wheelchair "inspires" them! im just living they same you are dude
84 0 GET AHT A TAHN!|The Made in PGH Gift Guide https://t.co/ziTWyuzN6a via @getfitpgh
85 0 On my lunch break so sleepy:sleeping_face:
86 1 #Work#Trains#TheGrind#London#Business#MyHappyFace http://t.co/fdE2iQpuQz
87 1 dude said I better think hard , so he can take me to cheddars lmao !
88 0 My #Christmas ritual...part one. #HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas http://t.co/yIJ6tiHmsM
89 0 Overcast at Creso. #todayimloving #beachwalk #crescenthead http://t.co/daEk2DAjBg
90 0 2014 can't end fast enough! Stupid dead battery.
91 1 Not even 8am and I can already see this is going to be a wonderful day #needmorecoffee
92 2 I have an idea, how about 911 operators don't ever describe race?||And police have to wear color blind glasses?||
93 1 @bustedcoverage but Russell is a good christian fella, he wouldn't do that.
94 0 Apparently my youth group thinks "Are you kidding me?" is my default expression--or "nomal face." #areyoukiddingme http://t.co/dBARs2XXTa
95 2 @jaymohr37 #PSA Hey Jay, I tuned in when u said "why all the cocaine talk today....after tweeting coke joke saw it's Escobar's 65th
96 0 Interviewed a turkey & here's what he had to say http://t.co/8fTsTAoTa1 #Thanksgiving
97 1 Planned on an early night last night.. Oh yaa course that happened.. #gotinterupted
98 3 @MaggieWinter21 your last retweet though
99 1 2v4 S&D matches are just so fun...
100 1 i just loveee bein short and having my sweatpants go all the way under my feet its so fun... :pile_of_poo:
101 1 I love waking up at 8 am on a Saturday morning after going to bed at midnight
102 2 A day where ruled @twitter, I got followed by @Sarcasmia. Wht a day!! Lollllll.
103 0 Jusuf Nurkic #Bulls RT @JonathanTjarks: He clearly has a lot of talent. Kind of amazing that Denver got him and Gary Harris for McDermott.
104 0 I don't even have progress on my thesis tas preparations for our event this thursday :weary_face:
105 1 Gym and I are gonna have a reeeaaalll nice date tomorrow. #imgoingtostruggle #VSFS2014
106 0 Sony pulled a movie bc we're scared of a country that can't even keep its lights on at night? Even motel 6 can do better than that. #Zing
107 0 Had a nice 3 hour nap. Picking up my Chinese take-out and set to watch #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy @MyzzCryz I added water chestnuts to my dinner
108 0 @jepischke @djdurkin The Bears are probably the worst franchise in football at the moment.
109 1 I'm so pissed off at Chicago. Like the people at the airport ruined so many peoples chances of ever meeting the boys :expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face:. Way to go
110 0 Hell has frozen over. Literally. #Texas2015.
111 2 Can you write your name on a paper and take a picture ... — I can but I'm busy answering this question oh... http://t.co/hRysVyLpBI
112 0 Its a marshmallow world in the winter :multiple_musical_notes: #getthisoutofmyhead
113 1 Taking the bike through rainy and cold dark streets to the dentist. Yaaaay. #Somuchfun
114 2 Reading about Barack Obama in the Barack #Obama plaza #moneygall oh the http://t.co/sQCIETUrpR
115 0 that is the face of a tired man hahahahah
116 1 We want turkey!!
117 0 @winelibrarian happy to be of some small service ;) @Case4Cleveland @brad4word
118 0 Choose your words carefully hurting someone feelings is not the right way to go.
119 1 What a joke. Thanks for the detailed response and communication with your customers. @AskPlayStation @PlayStation
120 0 @MohammadFarooq_ Asalamoalekum... :smiling_face_with_open_mouth: kesay mizaj ? Thank you so much. It was posted on 2nd December 2013. Already there. :smiling_face_with_halo:
121 0 Feeling artsy tonight. #artsy#homealone#vienna#studentlife @ b&e's apartment http://t.co/Ct85mmtf5H
122 0 showed mom this picture of me and @sopitlikeitshot & says "this is grunge" and she goes "haha!! I love it!" #momgoals http://t.co/LTe1NGODMk
123 0 @TharaAzzam explains why Inter went all Calciopoli over Juventus...
124 0 I pray God comes back in America and saves us all.
125 0 #Libby #Lane #appointment: #Women #bishops #debate #over: The appointment of the Reverend Libby Lane as the... http://t.co/YOj9HVUa8n
126 0 Sad that when someone drinks they treat you like shit and won't talk to you.
127 0 We provide a structure that ensures you will successfully invest in real estate. http://t.co/vSLRBIOhyr @backofficeguru
128 0 @FoxNews Ask a liberal and he will tell you Obama got us out of Iraq and won the Afghan war...and no one ever died under his watch.
129 3 Why am I sick? *looks at other tweets* oh yeah sex... #lame
130 1 working a double on 2 hours of sleep here we go let's get it
131 1 For those of you that LOVE this time of year. https://t.co/r6utbrXVrU
132 1 In other news i havent had a good nights sleep in a week. I feel great.
133 0 The pure #reality of . http://t.co/wokWEvDvrp
134 0 #DIY. Change your #MobileCover every day now. Enjoy! http://t.co/FbDDXMien9
135 1 Happy 2nd anniversary to me in SGV. Happy OT here in client. Woohoo. I loooooove my job. Super. More years to go!!!!!!!!!
136 0 @Vh1Supersonic Cause of all the things in life this seems to be in #Balance. |Music- Medicine, @Vh1Supersonic - Doctor|#SuperDayLineUp
137 0 @HarrietBaldwin @OkieVision I guess that means MSM will dig something up to smear Barkley now.#Ferguson
138 0 Jimi Agbaje is a fine man...in respect to public service what notable landmark has he achieved? Tested|Jimi... http://t.co/MCNlrZffAO
139 1 @letote good thing we had enough #whitewine and #christmastrees to survive if needed. #chardsohard #fashion ;)
140 0 @DFDSUKUpdates why all the delays? happy
141 1 The fun part about 4 am drives in the winter, is no one has cleaned the snow yet
142 0 I miss the days when all my close friends lived in the same city.
143 1 so it's claimed that 99% of all russian athletes take performance enhancing drugs. there is a surprise
144 0 @SQLSophist is that ?
145 1 Shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me
146 3 @Sidra__PTI you may also see flags of ISIS with him is this govt and ch nisar don't admit :'(
147 1 @JordanNoftall that's funny
148 0 Do you want more period related post or do you like how I post some personal things here on Instagram? http://t.co/VQWDOxB2RU
149 0 http://t.co/nKXYmio8V6 #AnalScreen #Exotic Exotic brunette gets her little tight butt nailed right on the office desk
150 3 @mmamania what time is the UFC press conference tomorrow with names of numerous fighters getting cut
151 0 #Terror on high Seas ...|Fishing boat, allegedly from #Pakistan, blows up at sea ...... http://t.co/V6G1zx2s4f
152 0 #what#matters#to#me#is#gym#holidays#work#the#hell#out http://t.co/HBofXwvQPe
153 1 I like listening to dads truck drivers tell me about them going to the strip joint and their old lady getting mad at them over it :face_with_tears_of_joy:
154 0 @baltimoresun Hate it. Go back to the old format please.
155 0 @nfullers98 its a week joke I have with Jessica and my niece:person_raising_both_hands_in_celebration:
156 0 @Moose_eBooks You seriously bought a giant TV to play in the box?
157 1 Haha who the fuck says that to someone#TrueGentlemen
158 0 If you don't want Hall to eventually ask for a trade then hope for consistency in the message. Change too much you might as well start over
159 0 @RobertH1946 @EverydaySexism wow. That here though, sorry grandpa, we use mac these days #WelcomeToTheWorld #NeverArgueWithFools
160 0 @MyzzCryz I liked the first one. Never cared enough to watch the sequel(s?). That said, I will only watch the #reboot because of #ChrisPratt
161 0 #working.blues.enough.vacation.days http://t.co/zSTyQiRUt5
162 0 @PeterEgan6 The badger crusade continues.|"Gloucestershire badger patrols triggered by illegal trapping fears"|http://t.co/rF5aAmpC5n
163 0 @BrandonTierney I also support instantly murdering 12 year olds with fake plastic guns in public parks...
164 0 Auntie just called and said shes on her way..|I better get dressed then :astonished_face::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
165 1 Ahhh 7 a.m bedtimes, how I've missed you #examproblems
166 0 Nerd #piccollage having a bit of fun with Georgia #nerd#chistmas #sillybilly @ chilling on my comfy... http://t.co/J3z63mwKHt
167 0 @mrjamieeast I think it was the hotel owners...
168 0 @SincerelyTumblr: One day I want to travel with my bestfriend :earth_globe_asia-australia::airplane:️ http://t.co/AXD3Ax5qC1 DONE DID TRAVELED DA WORLD!! @Bethanycsmithh :heavy_black_heart:️
169 1 @SouthamptonFC @LFC @SkySports Again fans come second. Thanks again
170 0 When you return in kind then so called friends label you as being unkind. :)
171 0 Sometimes i just dont understand anything|#stubborn http://t.co/nwhIEP4VWz
172 0 That was the cutest thing ever :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_throwing_a_kiss:
173 1 Oh how I love that my ass is too big to fit into my jeans anymore. #bigbootybitches
174 3 @LifeCheating doesn't lucky and fortunate mean the same thing?
175 0 I enjoy stealing my husband hat every once in awhile :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_throwing_a_kiss::flushed_face: #heyyall #GoodMorning http://t.co/LknoOm7VSb
176 0 @SPmilkshake @MikeRTrice @neiltyson His tweet in the context of his history is what makes it a clear bait.
177 0 Insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results
178 1 3 hours sleep yay loving life
179 1 wow, look at you hotshot. #isthatajoke
180 0 @dirtydeathdog Can't wait to play the #BFHardline Beta with you XD #Epic
181 3 Contemplating responding to @charliejnwalker's tweet saying "what remains of their pride" but not sure how well that will go down
182 1 Having to be up in four hours sounds great
183 1 OH and now the District line has major signal failures and delays FANTASTIC!!!
184 1 @ScottishFA @RaeComm @ChampionsLeague sure that will end well
185 0 Country music & photo editing, my type of morning :black_sun_with_rays:️:multiple_musical_notes:
186 2 LOL.. Micromax is promising that service? http://t.co/AxG11utGOD
187 0 "Its so hard to choose between the pleasure and the pain " #Girl #December #Love #Dream #Strong http://t.co/GZH8Oqft9y
188 1 @PowerTripKFAN Adrian was raised that way and he made it to the NFL. Maybe he thought that would motivate his kid to get there too?
189 1 She heard Him cry and His little fingers & toes were counted and Mary exclaimed "He's PERFECT!" Oh Mary, you so cray cray.
190 1 My secret name is lizard squad. I like to ruin people's fun time. Follow and rt to a billion and you'll have fun. #psn #giveitup
191 2 Sexist article in the Daily Fail about men wasting money on cycling - accompanied by recommendation for a handbag costing £999.
192 0 @Justen_G you tweet about having a flip phone? Now that's the definition of
193 2 @G_Wade_TooFlyy yea we was we too only a couple schools played black & not its a black dominate game
194 0 Don't forget to join @midtown_1015 for #Steak Night tonight starting at 4pm! #nyc #food #foodie
195 0 @andreamarchant @tortugarouge I don't think I've ever seen Love Actually all the way through. I tried once last year. I don't remember it.
196 0 @lionhart32 @Dosta1 @BSButcher My,Nephew stopped a lot. His long hair. looks like a drug dealer. Never smoked anything Pills?not an aspirin.
197 0 #QZ8501 asks permission to #takeoff: #towercontrol of #Surubaya: yeah..y can go...away.
198 0 @RedFMIndia @SunburnFestival |Answer 2- More than 150 artists |#WinSunburnPasses
199 3 @michelledean @AVAETC not playing out in the provinces like, oh, Mississippi.
200 0 Church sign of the day: How would you feel if we celebrated your birthday without you? :speak-no-evil_monkey: #StoleEm #TheReasonForTheSeason
201 1 "@Rich_Herrera_4: @pcon34 IT HAS THE WORD MAN IN IT!! Just as sexist as saying mail man instead of mail carrier. " #MichiganMan
202 3 Did you know ? If you are reading this right now you are not blind...lol.
203 0 @Nettaaaaaaaa @deray yeah & we wont talk about how the bodies of the 2 cops killed in BK were ambulanced immediately. Elitism at its finest.
204 1 Love this weather
205 0 @MagicalBlondess Psssst. You spelt 'thing' wrong ||
206 0 http://t.co/ZcHdGJZrhQ What Day is the Sabbath? #follow #Jesus #Christ #FBC #FBCJAX http://t.co/QhJfErumW1
207 0 tough day in sun #kitsch#funny @ Costa Teguise Lanzarote http://t.co/3D5qjIyh0z
208 0 @BFBulletin if @tiggr_ exclude BF3 maps from the poll... I am going to RIOT!! I really want Seine Crossing back :loudly_crying_face: :loudly_crying_face:|I would pay for it!!
209 1 I love 14 hour shifts :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:
210 3 The whole #Misogyny thing is hanging in there with Women from the right . A cat fight now ?, imagine pulling that on the left #pmlive
211 1 Yea, yea that's logical.
212 0 Over on CBS at noon is #BALvsMIA. FOX has #SEAvsPHI after the #Saints. #NFL
213 2 So Aaron sorkin goes on @todayshow to talk about not liking the media talking about Sony hack? Using media to bitch about media?
214 0 you have no argument because you're insane|@RBRNetwork1 @Steven_Swenson @TheLexZane @SSGAngle @JoeHilgerman @DanMartin_cards
215 2 #FergusonRiotTips Remember, the only way ppl listen is if you burn down their stores||#Ferguson #VitoandVito #WAARMedia #tcot #ycot
216 0 My fingers smell like lavashak :)
217 0 #notcies #eu Juncker receives birthday surprise: One million signatures opposing TTIP and CETA http://t.co/f3knbTnus8
218 0 #Forever #Young, Forever #Out, Forever in #our #hearts. |#RIP #PhillipJoelHughes. @vCricketAU @CricketAus
219 1 Last day in Naples with my Emma girl! :palm_tree::black_sun_with_rays:#soeasytotakeapicwithatoddler #19wksandcounting... http://t.co/Xb43RmsXAj
220 3 Say no more.... #bigclub http://t.co/ALcQQsASsY
221 0 @MyzzCryz anytime! Cash is acceptable every where. And can be used toward whatever they want/need.
222 1 @steigerwaldino Nah, it's better we all act like the North Korean govt and police people's private thoughts.
223 0 @haugenma my 7-year-old got it for me! I think Macy's http://t.co/JriDbimgYg
224 1 Blowing your nose so hard your ears pop is the greatest way to start a Wednesday.
225 2 Today's court proceedings, allowing prisoners access to books in England & Wales, surely confirms it's time to limit judicial review.
226 1 Yay I love being awake at 5 in the morning :grinning_face::pistol:
227 0 Off to a slow start this morning . :weary_face:
228 1 @MatthewWRossi getting power from wind is so outdated and unsightly, we should be siphoning it directly from the sun by now.
229 1 Really looked forward to waking up this early for finals......
230 1 Oh how I love listening to Fox News in the background while opening presents.
231 2 Those bad Anonymous and Occupy people did it all because they support white supremacy
232 1 @Big6domino @CNN Well that's a completely well reasoned and thought out argument. You've changed my mind!!! #Ferguson
233 0 @badassbraeden Yeah no I'm still laughing. It's not even that funny and I'm still laughing
234 0 @bgracely @Horn_Chris gotta be a joke about tootin a Horn somewhere
235 0 Gotta go out with him and the third,forth,fifth...wheels.| #WinterThought
236 1 Cc: @JohnCropp My last tweet. Wayne's World is a great movie.
237 0 @nacholeber @SageRosenfels18 zero place for that. when the karma train finds Raiola, I hope it has a full head of steam
238 0 Earn cash by Posting & Tweeting! |http://t.co/2667mS1bHz ||Get started at http://t.co/GViBiZ4ZsH||#CashForContainers #homebasedbusiness #LOL
239 1 Oracle on Windows 2000. This should be fun!
240 1 last day of classes #trill except finals whoop
241 0 YOU blame him for everything else @RBRNetwork1 @1_Free_Man @TheLexZane @Anan_VII @ABPT_Rocket @DrPenisWrinkle @kusun0
242 1 With dropping oil prices, thank goodness #PMHarper has worked so hard trying to tie our economy to the oil & gas sector. #cdnpoli
243 0 when singing along to songs in Korean and there is a part in English, I sing it with a Korean accent. WHY.
244 0 save your work folks. i'm offically cntrl-alt-deleting this week.
245 1 I'm glad Andy can tweet all day but not text me back. #loved
246 2 : When some masseuses offer "soothing" massages the way reviewers offer stinging criticisms. #Masseuse=#Reviewer #Massage=#Criticism
247 0 @PdpNigeria#it shows you that APC is a free and fair party#run by intellectuals#and this is what we call democracy dictatorship#
248 0 @panndder @MyLittleBloggie @bloisolson How dare you accuse me of being a boomer.
249 0 Hungry and hungover #a #good #day
250 0 Oi na how am I functioning right now #sleepdeprived
251 0 @loveeallyy I literally do not know
252 3 @mahobili @DrAwab What does PTI do apart from whining? #Youthiacrasy
253 1 True http://t.co/38hrutRf0r
254 2 @eXoAnnihilator @roIIerCosta @KSIOlajidebt tells someone to spell correctly while completely fucking up his tweet
255 1 My solo costume so far is Charcoal Grey Bottoms.... making some real progress.
256 2 Pay Ghost Soldiers in Iraq & cut pay of US #Military. #keepyourpromise @SenateDems @Senate_GOPs @thejointstaff http://t.co/353PkrO9yC
257 1 ...but then it started itself and made the Windows noise. So starts this exciting day of mine...!
258 0 @sammiecurtis_ me and you are the only ones that love it :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::father_christmas::party_popper::multiple_musical_notes:
259 0 In need of a rose winee:wine_glass::wine_glass:
260 2 Yesterday #PeshawarAttack was a top tag and today the only thing twitter nation seems to be concerned about is #PTIKeptPakFirst
261 0 My whole life is just "oh ok".
262 0 Leg snapped alike a twig and after I completed my front flip I screamed like a hungry newborn baby
263 0 #succes #it #is #about #what #we #see #if #we just #keep #hope #and #never #give #up #success #is... http://t.co/bCjdQqzo1k
264 1 I can already tell today is going to be a wonderful day
265 2 @junior_miller @gordonkeith Junior got a rim shot for a 'rim job' joke.
266 0 Found out the reason that weekend closer makes my life miserable is because I'm atheist. #hypocrite #atheistproblems #serverproblems
267 1 Staying #casual #monday #funday #ootd #fashion #style #allyouneedisstyle #todayimwearing http://t.co/tpuVqw7K4s
268 0 @QararaRasha so so problematic.. God bless her. It's a shame what've we done to pakistan. :(
269 3 #TortureReport trending; I wasn't aware J.K. Rowling released her new book.
270 1 @patevans @grbj Too Sad... LOCAL NOW!
271 1 @C_o_r_g_i wtf thanks for saying bye
272 1 Ahh gotta love those December electric bills.
273 3 dead? Why is this stupidest of memes still perpetuated?
274 2 When someone with retrica wali picture complains about how many filters someone has used in their picture to look pretty..
275 1 Great, I've got a lung infection. This is fun. :/ | #notfun #miserable
276 1 Jeez it's a lovely morning out!! :dash_symbol::droplet::splashing_sweat_symbol: :thumbs_down_sign: #Ireland #December
277 0 @Jaee_ThaPrince I need a spot for my birthday
278 0 @Redsaint76 I don't think. I know!
279 1 I love when people leave their smelly shoes in my car. It makes my car smell great!
280 2 @sportstalksc what's the rush? His leg is still attached right? #dr.dabo
281 1 50 mph winds make a great hair fan for a photo shoot. :smiling_face_with_open_mouth:
282 1 Gotta love working the day after Christmas #smellya
283 1 Is "I have to go...my gelding is struggling with dystocia" a valid excuse...I just want to see the (lack of) reaction #whenyouseeit
284 1 .@ChipBrent I love the #gamergate concept of harassing and spamming porn at any critics as proof that you're not a hate group.
285 1 The thing I love the most about coming into work early? Having everyone ask me why I'm here so early. Gets me every time. #annoying
286 1 Thanks @AirAsia, for nothing. All my family were flying with you from KL to attend my wedding. #everyonecanfly #AdelaideRouteCancelled
287 0 @CNN9ja @bbgalad#he didn't know that before putting him there#they all reck our country#PDP clans do not deserve another day even months
288 0 @kennobish could do with someone making me a hot chocolate right now ahaha
289 0 me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi?|me at beach: Is there wi-fi?|me at family parties: Is there wi-fi?|me in hell: Is there wi-fi? #wifi
290 1 Love it when your typing at work and a spider comes out from the keyboard and hangs out between your fingers... :see-no-evil_monkey:
291 0 Don't #text and #drive either. http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/fgOCRS5kre http://t.co/fBpsjk6yyk
292 3 @JimHumbert @GotNewsDotCom Really?! Unbelievable! U mean he was a Thug & Criminal?
293 0 Always gonna be an uphill battle, sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.
294 3 Today I don't feel like doing anything|
295 0 http://t.co/TUqXSWNBuP In light of the #Murders of two NYPD Officers inspired by #IcantBreathe should... http://t.co/nMYE90O4in
296 0 @alewnes7 he def came out the closet on that AND 1 dunk #rudygay
297 1 People at my school only talk about sex and drugs. So awesome
298 1 Perfect time to get really sick :tired_face::face_with_medical_mask:
299 1 @nelsonicolee funny
300 0 The #hardest thing's #knowing & #having the #faith to #keep #going http://t.co/qMBU7EEag3
301 1 Bush 'fully informed' of CIA methods http://t.co/qRvvPVrjVh No?? Really?? Shocking...
302 0 Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me service guy. |Glad I dropped the car off for the oil change instead of Av.
303 1 I often worry that wealth doesn't have enough influence in society, so pleased to see this being addressed http://t.co/2U3PerpZQz
304 0 @TheView,@WhoopiGoldberg, women say 1 man asltd them, y so long 2 say sumtin? & the young 1s, where the parents? Hotel wit grn ass man? Smh
305 0 Some "new" vinyl on the turntable tonight. Here's to you Joe. @TheClash #JoeStrummer #Sandinista http://t.co/2N3ZjJZYQo
306 3 @maxsnape1 who you calling bottle job I'll take teeth. Yeah I'm game mate, at training tonight too, I'll remember your hat
307 0 To all those who held back in #2014 start again in #2015 as.. "@SanFranciscoVC: It's never too late to start! http://t.co/01ziUH8myE"
308 1 i'm so funny
309 0 Song of the Day: "Love Like Winter" - A Fire Inside.
310 1 Thank you OCC for being concerned enough about my safety driving to school to cancel classes....
311 1 Oh sprints I love you http://t.co/sEW8Im7i0u
312 0 #WreathAcrossAmerica #Jax it is finnished http://t.co/7TfL9AteCu, #honor #FallenHeros in Jax||http://t.co/OXybfwwWb6 http://t.co/JO0P3X54YU
313 1 Heading to my nanas place its going to be so fun
314 1 Big thanks to my teachers for the FOUR tests I have to take tomorrow #woohoo
315 2 Last semester I dropped a class because I had to write a 7pg paper. This semester I've had to write 5 of them
316 0 @SonyProUSA its my workhorse, practically glued to my hand https://t.co/6Sa7ggGTxj
317 1 Prevents blood clots! More like stops blood circulation #SurgicalStockings #attractive http://t.co/XZuXjZ9qsN
318 0 Bet that was #limbs in the Sunderland end
319 1 Thanks Mother nature.. You didn't give us as snow day and now my twitter is filled with people complaining
320 1 You know it's going to be a great day when you're Garmin resets itself and you spill some cinnamon down yourself #slowclap
321 0 @scottjmcg they are all written out in a gold gel pen waiting! I hate how are relationship consists of twitter messaging #fulfilling
322 0 @parisbreedenw You need to, it's an experience to say the least
323 0 @ParkzTheDon @Neilby70 Johny UR cracking me up on Facebook chatting up my mate :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_tightly-closed_eyes:
324 1 @BIBN2010 Weeeeee! You too! I love that xbox live and playstation network are down due to hackers on Christmas.
325 1 $BIDU up 2%. Officially announced Uber stake. $BIDU has market cap of $78.6 billion. Uber should top that in next VC round, right?
326 0 Check this out!| so #ugly #christmas #sweater|#ebayipad|http://t.co/Sp5bMZz3T2
327 1 I just love not being able to sleep.. #sotired
328 2 "@GarnetNGold22: So PSN and Xbox Live are both down on a day many people get new video games."||North Korean hack? :tired_face:
329 2 @ClimateGroup Tried to cut and paste a tweet from SA Mining where they got GO Green Consulting ... it's in my timeline.
330 1 I seriously loveeeee how much you care
331 1 You know what's awesome? When all your gear (sliders, dolly, monitor, etc) gets delivered @ the end of filming. #somadatBandHandadorama
332 0 dayumm!! chtis brown is ma maaayuun!!:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: http://t.co/DNgdZhBKuH
333 0 @BudweiserIndia Now, Tomorrow productivity at work would be hampered. #GetMeToEVC
334 0 @CraziestSex: Stay faithful or stay single
335 1 Absolutely love waking up to snow
336 0 @DCsportsGrl @DragonflyJonez I believe we have n that's y we SUCK.
337 0 4. "Yes" was the reply. These are public dollars being used. What's with this lack of transparency around Union Pearson Express? #TOpoli
338 2 @JoeandEvan @7BOOMERESIASON @cc660 @BoomerandCarton the Jets have pick 6 in the 2015 draft the irony blows my mind! #NFLDraft
339 3 @amandakaschube Like I need to be reminded of BP Cup competition dates!
340 0 @AntoniaZ @MontgomerySue @torontoist Awesome! And well deserved.
341 1 @ForexEric @HeidiL_RN @unsavoryagents YES! Vote for SATAN (@HillaryClinton) in 2016!!!!
342 0 MORON, no one has ever said a ball is square #STRAWMAN @RBRNetwork1 @rattleduck
343 0 Your friends will bring you down because they fucked up what they had males & females me fool !
344 0 @DollyGarland @garrettaddison: Thats quite an interesting number coz I managed to read only 17 but i will surely make it in #2015.
345 2 @MarkXA and we know abt the "goal" that (never) crossed the line #holierthanthou #henryisalegend
346 2 @DrunkVinodMehta isnt it obvious #Sadhvi case and #Rape cases are 2 different things. You cannot co-relate both thngs to 1 sentence
347 1 Aw thanks mother nature. Merry Christmas to you too!
348 1 What an eventful day... :victory_hand:️
349 0 Day 4 "joyous day" #decemberchallenge #picture speaks for itself #costateguise #beach#peace#2nd home#... http://t.co/1jXB5QCOxO
350 0 @cwmmate @jimrome No, it isn't. WR's are dime a dozen and completely replaceable. Which is why the Packers won't overspend to retain him.
351 0 Japan's #Abe #gets #the #mandate #he #wanted #â€" #but the #recovery he wanted: Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo... http://t.co/Q9NTiflcO5
352 3 I got tampons! http://t.co/lnWQtxriUZ
353 2 For those who CAN hear us, @cbcjones talks about NB Power's record number of outages. 7:13 #transmitterproblems
354 0 #GlobalWarming would be nice right now if it were only true!||Call #AlGore 2 burn money 4 #Christmas. ||#ＦＯＬＬＯＷ http://t.co/U1fQX3qfH1
355 0 @kennisibueno You truly are my son.
356 1 I just love 160 question tests in the morning.
357 0 At http://t.co/pMUxNeOvrn -- #Sketch #today #spudshed #fresh #fruit .only.for.eating #for.drawing.as.well #drawing #Perth
358 3 @JustinTrudeau Won't our national hockey expert at 24 Sussex Drive join you??
359 0 This is what looks like, right? http://t.co/WdwI96OWwI
360 0 Has @CNN @donlemon shown up to speak with #ZemirBegic family yet?
361 1 "Let's all do only squats and deadlifts until we hurt ourselves" --really really good trainers #fitnessmotivation
362 0 #BBC #News -- #Thailand #crown #prince's #wife #resigns #from #royalty. http://t.co/0a1SLM5K5k
363 0 First photos of the Infiniti Vision GT concept emerge http://t.co/quWYbjWq6V
364 0 @THEHermanCain Racism is pooled in liberal Democrats. Democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control. Divide and conquer.
365 2 @AIIAmericanGirI So, this Topless Feminist was just looking for someone to love?
366 2 @BaniHillal "i feel bad for the American people, now we should invade their country in kill their children so we can save them"
367 1 I'm such a good friend... http://t.co/c1sNYAVVDp
368 1 @Bad_Cat_ Wow, that is just so funny...
369 1 Just flossed and then ate right after #inconvenient
370 0 @CopperBronzed No reasons given. Some waited expecting a call but only found they were not chosen from media announcement
371 0 @edryden33 ill see if I can :winking_face:
372 0 Sysdig Cloud - The Fascinating World of Linux System Calls < reminds me of my Solaris dtrace days in early 2000's http://t.co/e3YYx07tgQ
373 0 I really need to get my nails and eyebrows done tomorrow :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: been slacking on that #cool :nail_polish::face_with_no_good_gesture::information_desk_person:
374 0 @MrMindMiracle One of those obvious when you see it but oh so clever ideas!! Glad you approved!
375 0 replurks acatholicprayer: Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner! #Catholic #prayer http://t.co/SkDTy78y3k
376 1 I bet its warmer in Nova Scotia today! #frio #cold #freezing #costadelsol #IloveCanada
377 2 BBC News - New Forest road safety campaign donkey killed by car http://t.co/Ft5VPVZCU0
378 0 Suppose I best move my arse to the #gym. Anything to put off wrapping presents :confused_face::wrapped_present: #christmas #chore
379 0 Thanks for the AWESOME support on our #instagram page. Much appreciated. http://t.co/CShfJo0TqO #women #motivation #rolemode
380 0 I adapted the Snoopy comic for academic paper submission :P Reviewer 2 is the stuff of nightmares! http://t.co/KPGul80o2g
381 2 Kind of love how I got a voicemail from my seat neighbor wondering where I was yet they constantly sell their ticket & I never ask
382 0 Happy new year to meeeee... http://t.co/ZLtXiVB7qH
383 0 @nfullers98 Georgia's nativity play in the morning too..
384 2 Sanjay Dutt asks for parole to meet his wife whereas other husbands want parole from their wives but there no body exist to grant it.|
385 0 Who's eating everything on the table for Noche buena? :happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand::happy_person_raising_one_hand:
386 0 Let's get another big win VOLS bball and keep it going..#VolNation #BeatNCState
387 0 You can spit on a rose but it's still a rose. #contempt #mockery
388 1 @iPhoneTeam if you don't want to upgrade your iOS or keep many pictures, yeah it's great
389 0 @nine_oh ****ALERT**** PLEASE CHANGE THIS.... ITS ME>>> #NowPlaying Relentlezz @WHATCHAKNO - Who I Be :: Tune In: http://t.co/MV7gJcM7l3
390 2 Half the world is starving, the other half is struggling to lose weight! | #SickWorld
391 0 @nfullers98 I liked .. Don't regret anything that made you smile... Ha ha
392 0 dats how u kno its winter http://t.co/UwvIqcpH8K
393 1 I like creepy guys that ask me random questions at swic
394 1 Someone stop Obama! USA only should have relations with human rights loving nations like Saudi Arabia. Not terrorist Cuba! #Cuba
395 0 Watch father and not his daughter FUCK http://t.co/6P9bzfNgPq #Old+Young #father #and
396 1 @SportMajor No, voting somebody in because they're from Latvia is way more important than voting for the best players.
397 1 Marvin Lewis clearly thinks very highly of Johnny Football #norespect @amicsta
398 1 Finals Week is draining my body so much that it's ruining my life in other places. Lovely...
399 1 About to write my math final really excited #somethingrandom http://t.co/by8fVYYyZR
400 0 just pulled up to school for the first time in my life in a good mood only to find out it doesnt start for another 2 hours #BLESSED
401 1 Dragging her feet, smacking her lips,and scowling at the empty street while screaming into the phone!...such grace.!:white_frowning_face:
402 0 I have to say that Misty with Johnny Mathis is one of my favourites http://t.co/hBQIl5KmQe
403 1 @DJNoreenKhan @iHaroonRashid the only scary Bollywood film I've watched is Bhootnaath
404 0 Read at http://t.co/HbeAb2hklW the news '#Middle #East #updates #/ #Assad: #US-led #airstrikes #serious #or #efficient'
405 1 Love working hard trying to fix other people's fuck ups
406 1 Went neck deep in a swamp today so that was fun #chilly
407 0 And that's a wrap for 2014 shows kiddies. Ending in the Berkshires. #BoseL1Model2.
408 0 Gonna need K-State to play a little better but loving seeing this team in action with beckthies http://t.co/8ofONvoqcN
409 0 http://t.co/ujGpP2LgaL #AnalQueenAlysa #Four Four girls, a lot of drinks and a few strap-on… that’s…
410 1 Nothing like waiting at an airport. #youcanthearit
411 1 I love my customers #annoying#stoptalking
412 1 @Crackmacs @OpChemtrails better bust out my aluminum hat!!!! #chemtrailsdontexist #growup
413 0 just one of those nights :pensive_face:
414 1 @Suuism why? university always helping
415 1 That one time I didn't feel in over my head.
416 1 @drapermark37 @susanbnj We must be tolerant and embrace the peaceful Islamic faith, Muslims are our peaceful brothers
417 1 Today I'll lecture on CRM investments & shareholder value ... So excited .... :smirking_face: I'm sleepy :sleeping_face:
418 1 can't wait for the 3:30 hour drive back home. #betarocks15
419 1 Left my lunch at home. Swansea canteen outdoing themselves with this generous and well priced portion of food http://t.co/jn7Kff2K18
420 1 @STLguy1 Oh that sounds like a great plan. @6Strong8 @KingDSeals
421 1 Double standards are always a fun thing
422 0 It #has been #seen www.monstermmorpg. com since. parados by #MonsterMMORPG #bean
423 0 Maybe 2 different proposals! The girl is wearing different shoes and the guy is wearing a different coat. @cjsinner @onecolleen
424 1 So far today I burned my tongue on my coffee. Saw a dead guy on the freeway and chipped the windshield in the truck #gonnahaveagoodday
425 0 Ceeeeebz work, allow dat ting fam
426 0 Had no sleep and have got school now happy:pouting_face:
427 1 love, love, love how the left side of my face is swollen. :pouting_face::loudly_crying_face:
428 1 @SkySportsNewsHQ nice to see you admit your errors slightly different from your earlier stats for 2014! @TeamAndo180
429 0 there are things we are made to go through to harm us but to given us a lesson to teach to someone weaker
430 1 @Giraffe737 the good old days!
431 0 Mirror mirror on the wall, when will I find happiness?
432 1 That's always a great way to boost self-esteem
433 0 I'm pretty sure I have a snowman problem.
434 1 Watching my grandparents and my parents pay all these bills, really excites me for the future. -___-
435 1 Yeah nice hair babes :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: http://t.co/8fxZpZW8qu http://t.co/Wi36fjE5EX
436 0 @AlTruda73 @TMJ4Steve Didn't Carolina beat Tampa Bay? the picks sheet has TB winning.
437 0 @DeformedCircus I guess not. Stop insulting me.
438 0 Tripped over my own feet three times in the hall #soclumsy
439 1 I feel like crap today. So instead of Redbull I'm drinking something healthy. #NewYearNewMe #TotallyStillGoingToDrinkTheRedbull
440 1 About to fuck up this Media exam #actuallyihopeso
441 0 #almajmoua participating in the 4th #CSR forum #lebanon #togetherwegrow -for-profit #microfinance #supporting... http://t.co/81OfgusdMC
442 0 whoever runs Yeovil Town FC twitter account should be fired. their starting line up looks like a mxit fantasy league team
443 2 ...A teen named Bud Weisser was arrested by cops for breaking into a St. Louis party store...http://t.co/AxejCevQ1e
444 3 @firstpostin At the same length, we should not forget about the fundamental communal sanghi Hindu fanatic RSS in our backyard.
445 2 "@kmrheadlines: Electricity generated in Kashmir can illuminate whole India: PM" but it's only not illuminating #Kashmir
446 1 @sidney483 A British world champion in one of the most demanding & popular sports on earth. Yeah, of course I'm being sarcastic.
447 1 at least... I've got spine, cause I can feel the pain in my back. #thinkpositive|
448 2 #mondaymorning pouring rain and i am singing 'the most wonderful time of the year' as i walk to the office
449 1 hahahaha... 'Best Asian Style' went to the group of pretty boys ALL wearing blacks suits with a tie/bow. HOW STYLISH. #2014MAMA
450 1 Why is paper so sharp? Someone should put a ban on paper! #liberalmentality
451 0 @TehnDiamond Jonah hill is funny,kevin hart,will smith,jim carrey, Sacha Baron Cohen,
452 0 #Arizona #Court #Of #Appeals #Decides #To #Retry #Milke: Thursday the Arizona Court of Appeals ordered a lower... http://t.co/FfXzPEAEtM
453 1 I doubt this week could get any better.
454 0 Damned if you do... http://t.co/iAJmWD7Yta #communication #truth via @TheM3Blog
455 0 I should get out of bed now lol
456 0 Some are really loving the criticism on Zoella. Let it rest, please. I wonder what you would do for some £££.
457 0 @Mhabs15 I'll bring it to work. The hoops one is a hit http://t.co/d8oY6uctMf
458 2 @SkySports transfer fund of £250,000 is given to .... Nottingham Forest a team with a transfer embargo.
459 2 Galliani already jumping into the changing room, likely discovered what Seedorf told him all along ... same thing Pippo is saying now
460 0 @AlexStearnCom Hey Alex, thanks for the support. My FB page is : https://t.co/9CaCW9cY7i|Blessings and success to you.
461 2 people speaking of law to protesters who are fighting for justice themselves... #ModelTownNotForgotten #PAT #PTI #GoNawazGo
462 1 Ohh he can climb a rope? Just like every other commando? Super talented. #TakeMeOut
463 1 probably going to fail tomorrow yayy #GlobalArtistHMA #MTVStars One Direction
464 3 @willbrooker feeding your own flesh and blood/making an alley way smell terrible = same, same. #90ssarcasm #thesun #thingsthatarewrong
465 0 Is sleeping medication like Ambien any better for you? RT @TIME: This is what alcohol does to your sleep http://t.co/ueUn8oFiCk
466 0 Einstein would be amused about Strider jumping around in time
467 1 love is bliss...
468 0 Last day in #Riga! #self #finnishgirl #businesswoman @ PK Riga Hotel http://t.co/3Svv5QciFq
469 1 Well my mornings going very nicely:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:
470 1 Sad I don't have a Christmas jumper, thanks @Missguided for your super fast delivery :thumbs_up_sign:
471 1 I love waking up at 4am everyday and then running 5 miles.. favorite part of the Army :)
472 0 #Germany -- #ECB's #Weidmann #says #German #2015 #growth #may #be #better #than #expected. http://t.co/gxFSC1mQy5 via @reuters
473 0 A deal was negotiated between @Metrolinx & GTAA. That deal was is hidden & built into the pricing of #UPX tix. Why all the secrecy? #TOpoli
474 1 @shaunrmcgregor yup it must be good to be ivy league Educated because it does alot of good
475 0 We live in such a small world these days - the #LAFire is a story at the end of the Australian news @ABCNews24
476 0 One from her please *cries* http://t.co/z0Yt6Dax7s
477 1 Loving life.
478 2 he was half of what she deserved, yet he was all that she ever wanted ,,,,
479 0 @amy99314 @haleemak_ A protest is not peaceful if its forcefully stopping me to earn my livelihood.
480 1 Most useful algorithm I've learned in class so far is finding a substring by using the fast fourier transform
481 1 Shakespeare is great :face_with_no_good_gesture::pistol:
482 3 Where you our #ShamiWitness now? |"@Dannymakkisyria: The gunman is also said to be monitoring social media activity #sydneysiege"
483 3 @RMaybo another case of away the lads or to put it in song tell me why we don't do north london !! #TyneWeirSunday
484 2 @2ANow you were decrying a hate crime against a Bosnian man & now you're back to your same old game, inciting hate torwards Muslims.
485 3 "@mmsevents: #OneloveFestival Sat 20 Dec. Table bookings: R800 includes 1 bottle, 12 mixers..." Uh-oh I smell so much it's lovely!
486 0 @f_fizzle did you get fat on your honeymoon?
487 2 #hannity says "Obama has been indoctrinated into a rigid ideology."
488 1 Lol my timehop guy though. http://t.co/OdljZGV4VM
489 1 @stephen__tommy and yeah I set it at 130 not 150 because overworking your rookie pitchers is totally okay
490 2 Putin praising Constitutional Court for defending against 'arbitrary action on the part of the government http://t.co/8WDrILv4CP
491 1 I couldnt help myself.. I am a bad person... http://t.co/bmdJcrFmgI
492 1 I love watching liverpool truly inspiring
493 0 I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/QbcCGhdoIe Modere Beauty Box Review + Giveaway
494 0 Off to search for a Christmas gift for my dad bc procrastination :wrapped_present:
495 0 I have to say... I'm really excited about Brendan Fraser's birthday tomorrow. #BrendanFraserBirthdayBash
496 3 That's me, the infamous pepper shaker replacer.
497 0 Save Manage & Make Money - Join for $99 make $600 #Discounts #Vacations and more http://t.co/6mTjJ6i7Nf
498 1 Lol at the #EatenAlive show. if that's the name of the show gotta do it not quit cause the snake was hurting his arm. #goodtv #garbage
499 2 CIA report highlighting the stark differences b/t the present & former administrations' approach to nat'l security.
500 0 You guys seriously need to try this game https://t.co/wyUHZBcRWj #BananaBonanza
501 1 @JColeNC thanks for noticing me
502 1 Well, weekend is over!|Now it's #TwitterTime again :D|Have a nice monday!|
503 0 So glad to be off work
504 0 @adambelz @lee_osp @Vruno whenever I write anything with the word "immigration" in it, I'm happy if there's back-and-forth.
505 0 @kemmerinB I'm gunna sit here and
506 2 @Chxta They were probably, contracted to work for free.
507 1 @XFINITY yay another outage in less than 8 hours. Keep up the good work!
508 0 A very happy birthday to @sillybrendan - we'll be toasting in your honor tonight. @brad4word @Case4Cleveland
509 0 I literally have plans every night my entire vacation.
510 1 Kevin Durant with 23pts on 8-13 shooting, has this nigga been inefficient since he came.
511 1 I always look super cute when guys come to fix stuff in the condo
512 0 @lkoch99 Wow, neat! & a nice mini tour of Belfast as well. I think you should have asked for one of these for Xmas, Larry!
513 0 #New#color#new#beginning#new#goals#dont#giveup#never#life#should#be#easy @ skdar http://t.co/bzmXE0K98i
514 0 @RandBall gotta hand it to them, really. :clapping_hands_sign::clapping_hands_sign::clapping_hands_sign:
515 1 @JeremyCee @oldmanebro thank God for Kanye giving these unknowns some help.
516 1 Good thing I'm scared of clowns and my kindergarten teacher was dressed as one today. :expressionless_face:
517 1 LUV when my hair is frozen :smiling_face_with_open_mouth:
518 0 #Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: Whatever you study you also change. #JurassicParkTheLostWorld #JurassicWorld #BreakingBad
519 1 Glad I'm up at 1am
520 0 @quiksilverindia A cool look and a cool mind is all you need to party all night. |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic http://t.co/e1YA69hkNC
521 0 Hope Tulisa doesn't get a job back on #xfactor next year
522 1 Soccer game should be fun today...:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
523 0 @salgovernale I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart!
524 1 Just realized I haven't watched this weeks episode of Degrassi. I "eventually" get around to it.
525 0 https://t.co/13AvCYdxs6|Shop now in the MALLS! TAKE YEARS OFF YOUR SKIN! SEACRET Minerals from the Dead Sea!!! https://t.co/MIF1TIkZNa
526 1 @melleegee it'll be ok, just get your TA to fix it!!
527 0 @RachelReevesMP @WOWpetition ,. #coalition fit for purpose.#Labour can and will sort it.
528 0 Why am I wide awake right now..:face_without_mouth:
529 1 @51allout Kohli showing all the guts of Scooby Doo. #CaptainCourageous
530 0 @WiseManSi: Your opinions don't affect me. I'm going to keep living my life.
531 0 That was one long walk :ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign::ok_hand_sign: #GoMe http://t.co/liRaGZvLyF
532 1 Work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.. Can't wait!
533 1 "@wecameashailee: 10 HOUR CAR RIDE AND I CANT SLEEP IN CARS YAYAAYAYAYAYAY. " have fun bff!
534 1 @ExcuseMySarcasm Oh no, I've tipped Gamergates hand. Now you know our end game!
535 1 #latergram with thegoldcoin. Classes done, research is not. #gradschool #basic #blessed ... http://t.co/1kEoWZw7NZ
536 1 I've changed gazilion times the #java configuration NOT to check for updates. It's nice that every five minutes asks me for an update!
537 0 http://t.co/OoDCAadwux #TeenAnalCasting #Alice Alice and Dana -TLW 3X05 Part 2
538 1 Halfway thorough my workday ... Woooo
539 0 Don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory, you ain't worth the whiskey
540 1 Youve got to just love the efficiency @usps two-day service! #7DayService #prioritymail #hahahaha http://t.co/oQsqUAo5a9
541 0 @inthisdimension @2AFight No, it's secured by the Cartels so that they can charge huge sums of money for illegals to cross into the US.
542 1 One of my favourite things about going to fanshawe is walking to the Z building
543 0 @ManuclearBomb what is your argument? 1/$12.5 for Butler > 2/$17 for Morales?
544 1 @MorganKIRO7 Those "waves" are epic! He he
545 2 @CNN too bad CNN can't conceive their own story. #truth #news ? #hypocrite #expose #fake #exposed2014 #boycott #sponsors
546 0 i would tell ya, but you just wouldn't understand...:heart_with_arrow:
547 3 just dropped my new single||it's me||i'm single
548 0 Can't even explain how excited I am for tomorrow. :hundred_points_symbol::basketball_and_hoop:
549 0 @TheSpinDoctor Of all the Spice Girls, you'd pick her?!
550 0 Have you gotten your tree yet? Xmas tree nail wraps available at http://t.co/V9UbrHo8iF #nailwraps #nailart ... http://t.co/ft4T8E03c2
551 0 Welsh devolution? How's this for starters... http://t.co/47moRb9jPr
552 1 Can always #countonmother to impart #wordsofkindness. Especially on a special day! !!
553 1 I'm glad H & M has employed enough staff today. #nohelp #terrible
554 1 Aaaaaaaaand we're back in the ER. Hooray for no sleep!
555 3 Why YES! Of course I use a lot in my day....because violence is illegal.
556 1 My dads letting me drywall with him for Christmas. Just what I always wanted.
557 0 feeling well
558 1 http://t.co/xMzzKi6kn6 << This should be Christmas number 1! #accounting #absolutetosh
559 0 #Italy -- #Cabinet #approves #first #planks of #Renzi's #labour #reform. http://t.co/IYhgKBCoks via @reuters
560 2 , on the Same day, the 50th anniversary of the #FreeSpeechMovement, a brave critic, was abandoned by our conformist #Press.
561 0 I really need to shoot something soon.
562 2 @MBCompanyMan Also, I would not that my tone was joking, though it's difficult to properly convey that in a Tweet.
563 0 Do you like quality #dancemusic? Go to http://t.co/caSQNIO8Ka for some great FREE downloads #UK #NightClub> @biggrooverecord
564 0 @MagicManRAW @YankeesWFAN you don't know a damned thing about baseball, do you?
565 1 Yes it is much more logical to support criminals & attack police officers for protecting life & property. #HandsUpDontShoot
566 0 @JeffersonLake Are they going for the very original plans now?
567 2 @Shaneonair large companies don't pay tax and get away with it.individuals who don't pay get locked up or fined.
568 0 @superaielman @Parlett316 the upper deck definitely seemed like Philly South.
569 1 Getting my midterm back was such a great start to my day #badday
570 0 .@Moz @randfish Woot woot! Whiteboard Friday's are my favorite Friday activity!
571 1 Life requires one to be strong at different times. I wear my red briefs over my pants. U just need a lil lust to see 'em. #TooMuch
572 0 @KelseyDPeterson @Get_Merked22 I can sign you in as my guest....
573 0 @SqueezeMy_Lemon @RealSports @MapleLeafs @TORHABSFAN well played Matt. Well played.
574 3 Wheres the rodgers in brigade
575 0 @blissfulbrann holy fuck, those lyrics fit so good to the movie Interstellar! #chills #freakyfriday
576 0 Porygon2 #are found in the www.monstermmorpg. com #wild. bulbiest follow @MonsterMMORPG #working
577 0 !! @DatWaveMagazine #2n1Edition @Marvelousuk @MAZIMONTANA @skinny49 http://t.co/oRT6ZYfGhx
578 0 @Yagu4Mp Lol I reckon. Was all in jest. I hope.
579 0 Today is just not my day :pensive_face:
580 0 @timdobbsphoto Because we need an excuse to pop it open! My dream is McDonalds and Grand Cru. #ChampagneExcuses
581 1 Experts Doubt North Korea Hacked Sony « CBS Dallas / Fort Worth http://t.co/2xIWLuFeGE #hacker #hacked
582 0 @ceddamack The Raiders are. I guess we'll see how things play out tonight.
583 1 Oh hello flu! Thank you for fooling me in thinking you were gone! I missed you so much! #flu #yaay
584 2 The word "#Trust" coming out of the mouths of #Holder or #Obama is just rich with and #hypocrisy. #IRS #racebaiters
585 1 When you show your valid 16-25 railcard and shes charges you full price anyway. Great service from Tamworth @LondonMidland
586 3 suddenly w-wada http://t.co/lwdLPpuDSj
587 0 Sailing-|×|#me #selfie #ootd #cool #cute #girl #tumblr #black #style #rock #punk #vsco... http://t.co/sDn3W9Kqvk
588 2 A romantic candlelit dinner for two would cost less if you switched the lights on - ESKOM pic from the 1990's http://t.co/cxnIdmB3qn
589 0 @Rickmayhem @dearmothica accordng 2 lawyrs, evidence supported both sides, could hav supportd many differnt scenarios, warranting indictment
590 0 The fans needs to be heard tho RT @cupcake78318778: @Sum4uckingMoney @jonso4tindo WENGER WILL NEVER QUITT.SORRY LADS. FOR FEW YEARS..
591 0 My prayers have been answered WE OUT
592 1 Fully charged my #Anker portable charger...it lasted 1/2 an hour. Awesome #Fail
593 3 As if i need more water in my pasture.
594 0 It's the crackhead uncle of the HBCU family "@_KKoolPoINtz_: Every HBCU in Alabama looks at Alabama State sideways lmao!"
595 2 No response always seems to attract response. The ! #aintnobodygottimeforthat
596 1 Girls who can rock this thang~ #PrincipalSwag http://t.co/5eCiip7D3j
597 0 And my christmas shopping is done.
598 1 @FoulNecromancer lol how and what is a cthulhu ?? Funny autocorrect so helpful
599 0 My son is so thoughtful he loves taking snacks for the class.# always thinking of others #raising him right selfish
600 1 A 21 year old (whatever age you are IDGAF) acting like an immature little @#$%& in public? Yup you're a classy one. #SoNotClassy
601 0 Update! Punt an Ostrich ? http://t.co/rtw7QI7n2V January 2, 2015 via @TheM3Blog
602 2 Hiding in plain sight. By #MichaelBeerens (http://t.co/EJaFcMsIrA) #graffiti #streetart http://t.co/T3kvGtDBO9
603 0 @KmbSmile @MyLittleBloggie when did you get so cynical, Karna!?!?
604 1 Today is awesome
605 0 @carlscards nm, I'm silly and didn't see the website.
606 3 Heh, and fat, too. #ShotsFired
607 1 "@Braaanchy14: Love randomly waking up at 5:43 am " me everyday multiple times :unamused_face::unamused_face:
608 1 Christmas shopping on 2hrs sleep is going to be fun!!!!!
609 0 Stay tuned for drunk videos of my mom
610 2 The of #American #protesters calling for an end to #RacialProfiling while holding signs referencing " #BlackPeople " | #ICantBreathe
611 0 #sup#twitter#sorry#i#talking#alot#so#i#thort#i#sould#just#say#hi
612 1 You really know how to treat a girl
613 0 http://t.co/NA81q6lLGp #SchoolSystem Update #Textbook Lies to support #Evolution theory. #Tco... http://t.co/UERNS7uCoM
614 1 This chap seems to be a bit of an over sexed out going extrovert ... Must be his overly masculine voice and demeanor.
615 3 "They bombarded out country" #immigration @BBCr4today
616 1 Soooo deep #narrowminds #stopwatchingthenews #andstoppreachingoffyoutube http://t.co/kEcp9We6yA
617 1 @TheOtherRosie I'm really big supporter of #lawenforcement. Like Sheriff Clarke said, it's all theatrics. #Ferguson @foxandfriends
618 0 Feels like we been playing against the refs most games. That was a clean Wall block that the refs took away. Ugh.
619 0 Ed Sheeran smashing out his tunes on the Victoria's Secret catwalk. Ginger legend!
620 0 @sharna_woodcock well the pain isn't makin me feel sick anymore so:thumbs_up_sign:be all better for the big fella :father_christmas::wrapped_present:
621 0 there is no such thing as "racists" because there's only ONE race, HUMAN @RBRNetwork1 @Dolphin__Man @TheOldBreed1775 @jus1314tin @CoutoPanda
622 0 4 days left to enter @MyFairDaily & @Kallie_E @ErinCondren planner #giveaway http://t.co/jglyhsMWiY Enter to win! #bbloggers #lbloggers
623 0 Walking down the mall in front of a group of guys and hear "even the momma got it" Jesus lol everyone loves polly
624 0 I'm okay with snow, but sleet #howaboutno|:face_screaming_in_fear:
625 1 Please instagram all your xmas presents I'm dying to see them #nobodycares
626 2 Patrick Kielty hosting Radio 2's Comedy Awards...
627 1 #instacraze #addiction :face_with_stuck-out_tongue_and_winking_eye: at http://t.co/12RgzDqOR3
628 0 #ECB #pondering #how #best #to #act, #whether ...: ECB pondering how best to act, not whether ... Reuters – 19... http://t.co/ve282x8yGy
629 2 World's greatest wars can be won with mind. Invincible is the one going on within mind. #lifequotes #copycatsays
630 1 I love seeing a guy go 50 and texting in a school zone, #soproud #gpabdrivers
631 0 @sollyakhtar @OK_Magazine @Nikki_Grahame1 #whoISshe LOLOL !!
632 0 I can't waitlove#this#is#love#and#you#cAn#tell#me#how#much#this#is#gonna#last#beth#rip#twd#forever#bae... http://t.co/HGOILGoFoS
633 0 Main issue with the walking dead- you forget to breathe when you're watching. So bloody good #WalkingDead
634 0 @BowlerBarrister I'll be a bit sweaty by the time I get to you!
635 0 @sethedel @FisolaNYDN Until he becomes the most loved athlete in his new city.
636 0 It's too early to be awake! :confounded_face:
637 0 Wassup buddy....hows everything. ..will look for you "@EduMkareThaDj: @IamNickRwigi boss kupotea nayo..Acha hizo #notcool bro "
638 1 .@ThatNeilGuy Isn't it great how all those ppl have done a public mea culpa since that didn't happen?
639 1 My teacher just gave me an "I feel sorry for you look" I must look really adorable...
640 1 :-|Gifted by the God|Improved with Skills| #KarmicThought #WiseWord
641 1 @honestfandom oh mature girls
642 3 @dohanews they can use white/maroon xmas trees :)
643 2 Sure Staff... Now Hiring. http://t.co/HDgfxG7elF
644 1 Love working and be exhausted all the time
645 1 I hate when random people get in the hot tub with me #favthings https://t.co/RsjUcgRhJv
646 0 just our problem - The Express Tribune http://t.co/KmDQn0IZ3P
647 0 Si Ms. Educ hehehe clear my ignorance :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::face_with_tears_of_joy:
648 0 #SteveHarvey worships #Obama b/c he doesn't research, then calls every1 else ignorant. #Fuck this guy. http://t.co/4ENfDvU4hN #Idiot
649 1 Can't wait to see all the ig pics of people bragging about what they got #noonegivesafuck
650 1 330am benedryl runs for an allergic reaction to a drug which literally saves millions of lives every year. #yippee #happiness
651 0 Quizfreak http://t.co/Xh84TdHpoc #proud #Brummie over here xxx
652 1 Just submitted my final paper of the semester. It's only a make-it or break-it on whether I pass the class. No big deal. :expressionless_face::thumbs_down_sign:
653 2 Pediatric Grand Rounds on statin therapy and the dyslipidemia of obesity. Breakfast on offer is 2 grand platters of donuts.
654 2 Me: my stomach is upset.| My stomach: I AM MORE THAN UPSET!
655 0 @TheHockeyNews @THNRyanKennedy not bad for a kid from Az. Hockey doesn't work in the desert.
656 0 Ohio State putting it #OnWisconsin ... No match.
657 1 Love it when you can see people have read you facebook private message but they just don't reply
658 0 I need new boots for my birthday.. And by new boots I mean like 3 or 4 pairs :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes::smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes: #ineednewboots #boots
659 1 The ever so caring @rupertmurdoch gets to see the siege ending first. Great journalism.
660 0 @lb_southwark Why don't you Tarmac all the speed humps in The Cut in 1 go instead of bit by bit as the brickwork disintegrates!|:rocket:Science
661 3 Go go Power Rangers! #f2xmasparty http://t.co/A8xOlFt1ub
662 1 What a good way to start the New Year..|
663 1 Sitting in this hall is fun!!:unamused_face:
664 0 Rodgers needs to go man , didn't think I would ever say it but he has bought some shit players there #good #enough
665 0 #Bit #Chair #Comfy #Mind #Nope #ikea #decor|Please RT: http://t.co/Ltwy7dhZFf http://t.co/D0TaUm1HuH
666 0 I think #Stars are just the most gorgeous things in this world :sparkles:
667 0 @fuegalove: @princessTAYLER: Me and Cam Newton will be engaged by the end of this year just wait on it lmao" BYYER FOOLISHA"<<good night
668 0 Lady in red :heavy_black_heart:️:sparkles::kiss_mark::princess::dancer:|#ootd #im #the #mom #the #godmother #lol #athenakairalyn #baptism #love... http://t.co/2RSoEHSV0B
669 0 @Steeeneer @TMZ I know, right? Not like the LAPD have anything better to do. This ain't a distraction or nothing.|
670 0 #Law&OrderSVU where rappers go to act
671 1 I always LOVED that my family was the last one to open presents
672 1 Of course I'm not nervous, I'm hyperventilating for fun.
673 0 @660News We ll take that bad at all
674 0 @GazTheGooner84 Haha go to Icelands x
675 1 I just love it when my knee clicks :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes: :unamused_face:
676 2 @LexGrayWAVY @WAVY_News "Unity we stand" all white people.
677 1 @HuffingtonPost Who France? Impede free market capitalism? Socialists? No... not France... #shocker #Uber rocks. Suck it France.
678 0 #finalsweekgotmelike Ugh. Make it stop. #finals #finalsweek #EWU http://t.co/eYYoDV2aNV
679 1 2 a.m. trips to Walmart for mess are always fun.
680 1 @TNADixie @IMPACTWRESTLING @DestAmerica Fuck yeah! 600 more viewers!
681 0 @zenzontlee A lot of ingredients. More specifically.... Like a lot a lot
682 1 So glad y'all can be awesome now..
683 0 @lilybird @lindasays do you wanna cry? That's how you cry. Omg
684 0 @JOJEHARVEY @matthewtcouch oh aye, I'll give you that ; )
685 1 Always nice when a 40 year old man you don't know calls you pretty
686 0 @chris_steller @RandBallsStu I expected some sort of apple quip but that's why you guys do the jokes and I do the news tbh
687 0 @mpolz_25 mostly LRS stores, just depends on who gets what. I'd say I tend to split between @CascadiaLIQ & @metroliquor_uni
688 1 Extending trade and not telling the people about the extended trade. Best idea ever!
689 1 NYPD blog: http://t.co/TJP2KAP9du Don't you feel safe and protected? #ICantBreathe
690 0 My professors moustache is so uneven, Mohstash would be ashamed right now
691 1 No reply day! I mean, week!|#Happiness
692 1 Up all night took 4 hour nap I'm ready for work
693 0 @TMcCarthy34 Can you come shovel my driveway? You owe me for helping you become the man you are today. #givingback
694 0 My life on a daily basis #notreally #lcsbeauty #followme #lblogger http://t.co/Gb7WECItTD
695 1 wow they seem to be so turnt
696 0 @billisFPS you are sleeping? Wake up the next AC game has been leaked!!!!! #ACVictory http://t.co/oEyqK4fa0g
697 0 Heaven help the fool who did her wrong
698 2 I hate plane rides but I wanna go to so many different countries
699 2 oh lord! RT @popularmsem: RT @ShockingFactsz: Before becoming an actor, Tom Cruise wanted to be a Catholic priest.
700 1 Not a fun day for my mouth... Two teeth rebonded, one reengaged, and now I get to have my wisdom teeth out #soexcited
701 0 Ummm can I please have @KipMooreMusic for Christmas?! Dang he looks great tonight. Why did I not go to this thing tonight?
702 1 yet another rainy goshen concert night:umbrella_with_rain_drops::violin: #surprised
703 2 Write hundred tweets on Kejriwal every day and then go on to declare that he is irrelevant when it comes to Indian politics!
704 0 Sinking my teeth in to why the SPS failed in VT
705 2 While politicians are busy in scuffles #PakArmy is doing their job yet maligned "@peaceful_h:Salute 2 PAKARMY http://t.co/XZje4FxCLf"
706 1 @teemysbosworth yay!!!! It works #HateWhenThingsDontWorkRight
707 1 idk what I love more how cold my western civ class is or western civ.
708 0 Are you excited for the new #Blackberry #Classic #smartphone? Check out this article by @engadget: http://t.co/k4FId6DpR4
709 0 going http://t.co/LBB7vzV6yx
710 0 @seanmendes69 on stage at #flzjingleball at the @amaliearena in #Tampa #iheartradio http://t.co/zcptj6S5qn
711 0 Alright who was dreaming about me last night because I could not for the life of me fall asleep http://t.co/AqyWHaBsjA
712 1 isnt it the best when youre really tired then when you finally get in bed youre wide awake? I LOVE IT
713 1 Travel and tourism this morning.My favourite lesson whoooo
714 0 3 But 350 Girl Friends - #DrAmbarish- Upcoming Movies http://t.co/oxVfdavXl4
715 0 @jtomase @alexspeier Can we bring back Youkilis? Remember when 30 year old Youk charged mound & 19 year old Porcello dropped him? #RedSox
716 0 "@HIM_88: AMAZING. I love this team. They scrap and always find a way! 15-6" <-- indeed. #dcRising
717 0 @iamgiant would wear this #proudly... size #NZ hahaha
718 1 San Diego is amazing and I'm never coming home
719 1 My favorite part of dislocating my shoulder is now being able to feel it roll around in the socket
720 1 Successful morning doing my essay... #ChristmasShopping
721 0 Knock knock #sketchy #dignity #smile #funtimes #brotherskeeper #whosonfirst #holiday #shenanigans... http://t.co/JFPPE1PMsP
722 0 Gah! Desperately trying to bust this cold!
723 1 Yay! More worthless Windows 8.1 updates. Computer still never sleeps/hibernates on its own. #fixit #fail #Microsoft
724 3 @raeraeduke your application is already filled up waiting for you to turn 21
725 0 #MIley #Cyrus #Is #The #Bad #Influence – Sources Say Patrick Schwarzenegger Is!: Miley Cyrus has been dating... http://t.co/JVzDU6PRtf
726 0 Just watched the last ever one tree hill. I'm an emotional wreck and it's not even 9 o'clock
727 1 Makes perfect sense to get mad about something that happen 4+ years ago.
728 0 Are we too young to understand
729 1 @C_DLord @C_CWilson1 Lovely on Carnoustie beach this morning...| #soggybreeks
730 0 If this year wld be filled w all these rainy days it wont be so cool a cool way to start e year
731 0 http://t.co/dPkkL6CjP5 #Landlord collects #Rent from #HoneyBees in #BeeHive ... #Bee #Honey #ItalianBees http://t.co/zpdngFWtJh
732 1 I only bought a few people gifts this year :flushed_face::flushed_face::flushed_face::flushed_face: http://t.co/dCNW7tTApn
733 1 Well done @tesco for making it possible to get emergency messages to a member of staff.
734 1 Now I remember why I buy books online @WaterstonesMK #servicewithasmile
735 1 @SP_EnergyPeople I see your response time on your DM's is as good as your phone lines.. just no hold music. Legendary service guys.
736 1 thanks for clearing everything up Koenig #serialbrady
737 2 That moment when #BabyBoomer next to you philosophize about the lacking #communication skills of #GenerationY -> #NewWayToCommunicate
738 1 @STN_Airport your busy staff standing about when people queue #joke http://t.co/IS904hBqnK
739 1 #Dallas #traffic I sure missed you! @ Downtown Dallas Traffic http://t.co/ryHS7wiLb7
740 0 i.e. cutting gov't spending, as Harper has done w/ public sector jobs, injures the economy & multiplier effect of those jobs #cdnpoli 2/2
741 1 @ColossusBets reminds of me of myself when i was younger||
742 0 Fear & Loathing in Las Ukras: http://t.co/W7lDS7pqAt. #Politics #Russia #Ukraine
743 0 somebody wake me up early tomorrow ive been facing weird aches in my back since early december .,. and why do u think that relates madaka
744 1 @karan139 so funny lolololol
745 1 @WNSource So we can see Reigns do a lame superman punch & a spear? Gee, can't wait! #RAW
746 0 #np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music Of Dying On Your Birthday by #Senses Fail from the #album: #Let It E... http://t.co/UVua6B8dJW
747 1 I love cold winter days cause I never know when my car decides not to start :expressionless_face:
748 1 @msmalcriada @ershannon Time to listen to ppl complain bout their lot in life bec they cudnt make themselves anything??? Yay!!!!
749 1 I picked a great night to not want to sleep.
750 1 It's hot, it's humid & you're wearing uggs. Wow. Nice style!
751 1 OMG YES. 7:30 FINALS ON A FRIDAY ARE MY FAVORITE. :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes::heavy_black_heart:️:information_desk_person:
752 0 @knowonehome: It's really difficult not to bark back at my pms-ing daughter. When bae tweets about you <
753 0 @Ego_Gets_Dollas @DBrooks55 Kick Raiola out of the league. #Scumbag #RepeatOffender #OneGameIsNotEnough
754 1 Today is awesome!
755 1 Oh, joy! 'Tis the season for "Christmas came early" leads. #DoBetter
756 0 It's freezing out there & very hazy .... Just want to go home.
757 1 Can't wait to see that he has not talked to me and that he will never do it.
758 0 @ArranArmitage because I find people with different ideas and ways of life interesting.
759 0 Just ordered 10 new pairs of underwear from Victoria Secret :smiling_face_with_heart-shaped_eyes: #yay
760 0 #Big #match #verdict: Tottenham's #Chelsea #loss #was #another #dark #night #at #the ...: There was no end to... http://t.co/ozmBpRPR95
761 0 @AndreDrummondd What do you order at Kona Grill? For "fast food" Sushi, that place is delish.
762 1 Here's an "It's cold and I had to scrape windows so I'm sad" selfie...gotta love living that hotel life http://t.co/ibBzS3ELQC
763 1 Lol, who throws middle fingers up in pictures anymore? Oh, you're bad.
764 0 Day 9 "something your reading" #decemberchallenge #lovehistory#lovenonfiction..:white_heavy_check_mark: @ Our Cosy House http://t.co/zPXG1tou3o
765 2 Climate change redux: CALIFORNIANS experience drought & voted for bonds to cover.Climate changed &now we have most rain in 100 years.
766 0 @jerridsebesta my mom told me not to do it, but I'm fine
767 1 Look really awake and like I've made an effort today
768 3 My dove wrapper told me to be mischievous, so if anything happens, that's my extenuating, external attribution to blame #psych
769 0 @tinyRetard *kisses you cheek* that's enough. im not a love bot.
770 3 @KimBhasin @HuffingtonPost So is he banded from wearing the clothes? #Karma
771 1 @Madalyn_Biggs4 yeah that's it
772 1 hula hoops, hot chocolate and law revision. my breaks in work are filled with glamour and fun.
773 0 They are still trying to decide if it's terrorism?? OMG! #sydneysiege
774 1 The fandom showing its mature side as always when it's about this kind of topic
775 1 I love putting Flobeam mechs back together.||
776 0 Like Tyndall's system I just think Robert Hubbs should play more he gives us another scorer and a consistent 3pt shooter that our O needs
777 0 @BillfromBendigo You are no fun at all!
778 0 Why I love penguins of Madagascar #humor #reliefcomedy
779 1 @carnsoreboxer you'd really want to watch that!! #excessivecomsumption !
780 0 That was a very rememberable new years kiss :face_with_tears_of_joy::kiss_mark::heavy_black_heart:️ #lovemyrelationship
781 0 480 W crawling at 7:30 am. Great start to Thursday. #CLEtraffic #cleveland #traffic
782 2 Just realized that the name of the comic sans' creator means asshole in French #nooffense
783 0 Is Khallilah Henriques NNN all there? She mostly sounds blonde,but this morning confirmed it#Ignorant on race relations#Articulate Minority.
784 1 It's just SUPER to be ignored when you put out a desperate plea.
785 2 Bhopal victims don't get justice aft 30yrs but don't find place in prime and a man traveling in business cls is prime time news..
786 0 This link will be relevant in a couple of days. http://t.co/EH75woor3u
787 0 i think BurgerKing is working with the SJWs. my fries are as salty as SJWs about @Totalbiscuit winning an award
788 1 I'm over these white hoes
789 0 Caribbean girls anthem Caribbean Girls by Stainless MOB now in stores online http://t.co/gSMHCTKPvV #IYON #Dancehall
790 3 It seems that Erdogan sends his best regards to the EU
791 1 Yay for my family leaving & going to Seneca & leaving me to fend for myself.
792 1 @yenisley Aww, you poor thing, I feel so bad for you being in sunny Florida. I don't know how you can handle it! ;)
793 0 @jaketapper CA$H tweetin bout #BlackLivesMatter & #ICantBreathe ||NEWSvid- http://t.co/2667mS1bHz ||Start at http://t.co/GViBiZ4ZsH beatsEBT
794 0 A SMILE is a smile is a smile is a smile is a SMILE IS A MILLION PEOPLE STARING AT YOUR PISSED PANTS MANIC LAUGHTER smile
795 0 Casper the friendly ghost on 2 levels! #thingsmichelleobamathinksareracist
796 0 then there's this @HotNostrilsrFun @Rapmonster @RBRNetwork1 @officialgumby @OrionSLU http://t.co/CwaAYwUwGl
797 1 @sufisal @Muhammad123Ali Putting 123 between Muhammad and Ali? I find your own twitter ID quite blasphemic and offending
798 0 yeah English stop saying Jane's word
799 0 @CommunityMike what's the law for parking on a residential street, on the opposite side of the road facing the wrong direction? #curiosity
800 1 Good job @pmharper..."@globebusiness: Same-sex marriage harms free speech, new Ontario judge wrote in 2012 http://t.co/Y2vaFlYfbm"
801 0 Don't forget the true meaning of Christmas:person_with_folded_hands:
802 3 Um, really @RollingStone? #nothanks #UVA http://t.co/8ARdG99p8L
803 0 #phillhughes #63 #out we will miss u always respect for u http://t.co/1bJQAKjyxl
804 1 @heyingridnilsen I miss seeing your face and t-Rex hands everyday on Vlogmas:loudly_crying_face::face_throwing_a_kiss: -Rexemoji:see-no-evil_monkey:
805 1 Gawd! I love 9am lectures and 4-6pm lectures.
806 2 Wearing my @BriBrows22 rangers shirt, flipping off a crowd in his hometown of boston. So much http://t.co/e7W8prHTE0
807 1 Since when did train fare get so expensive?? Jesus! Might aswell of drove.... Shame I'm drinking
808 3 The city that only sleeps on mass transit. #naptime #isntitironic #donchathink #imnotsure... http://t.co/yKcxmW5dVX
809 0 I hate babysitting when I'm sick because all I wanna do is sleep but I can't :pensive_face:
810 0 I now have ZERO resect for DeMarcus Cousins.
811 0 Uhhh can't sleep someone like n I'll text u my phones dry ass fuck fr #am #a #boring#person
812 1 Jordan fan here|| :face_with_stuck-out_tongue: -not a hater. http://t.co/daNzVEUucm
813 2 @RadhikaMukherji y r women considered inferior2men by society even wen in most of d families 2day men need women4decision making! :D
814 0 @ErrolNazareth @SEvangeline @ShakuraSaida That is fine company!
815 1 Well that's my Becky in London with her nan, an the big girl dan too start her new job tomorrow #feelingabandoned haha
816 1 It's okay, you know playing loud music during quiet hours is perfectly fine.. #somepplhavetostudy
817 0 @TomBull114 @MatthewBull07 were not American it's mum
818 0 It's beginning to look a lot like....||... Intravenous!||#selfie #xmasdo #xmasparty @officialmrstorm http://t.co/ur5mUJXpDG
819 1 I have such a loving family
820 0 Probably just scarred the cleaning lady half to death because she didn't know I was home.
821 1 It's not even 9 and I've already called the cops twice.. Damn I love my job :unamused_face:
822 0 Oh crap, Mac shutdown corrupted iPhoto so hours of rebuild ahead, so might as well eat and drink! #FestiveFattyBumBum
823 1 It's great to hear a bloodcurdling scream at 4 in the morning...
824 1 Have successfully avoided everything from season 4 - which I've not seen and there's an S5 one, in my timeline. Thanks Indy!
825 2 @FAOnews @AMISoutlook And why are these amazingly small opportunities to sustain life going into feeding animals which we then kill?
826 0 Can't get over this very British weather! Remember to check under you cars and wheels for any small animals, they like to hide under cars :cat_face::dog_face:
827 1 It is so rewarding to work in a place where the teachers and students have been reduced to nothing but numbers and test scores.
828 1 Our physics exam was quite fun... #Prelim
829 0 Photoset: leupagus: itsxandy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sevenpoints: getting paid enough to put up... http://t.co/4MXvFgslSC
830 0 Officer #Jenny is a single www.MonsterMMORPG. com #entity. cestas follow @MonsterMMORPG #dancing
831 0 Will #NASA go metric before it inches to Mars? 3,600 miles is 5,794 kms by the way #OrionLaunch #NASA_Orion http://t.co/eWPJLc4ZSS
832 0 @UoCDisSupp @DuchenneNow @ActionDuchenne @Duchenne_Heroes I'm off to visit great-nephew very ill, only 20 fair
833 3 anw as long as there's nothing going on with the both of u rn, i can still forgive u but i cant promise to forget
834 0 #Fears #for #female #Saudi #activist as #detention for #driving a #car is #extended http://t.co/kXKPawBJx1 via @guardian
835 1 Oh and it's a positively balmy 7c
836 0 I #may or may be #watching #Rockos #Modern #Life... #ForeverA90sKid #ImNotTheWallabyIusedToBe
837 1 decided to do a really fun thing, left myself 15 hours to sit an exam and write 3 x min. 1000 word essays
838 0 @restlessduncan @SR_Duncan I accept him the way he is...
839 1 @jimmyk52501 @MotherJones @NickBaumann I love when the wilfully ignorant embraces hate and still think they hold a moral high ground |
840 0 @KyleCGShore a kiss on the cheek next time is enough :)
841 1 @salgovernale No clue what you were talking about? Well that's a first!
842 0 a bad game last night. Way to go Packers! http://t.co/9vvSvsEnmF
843 1 @stillfallin_ great Christmas.
844 0 Florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed http://t.co/DjcjLrbeRw #Florida #TarponSprings #TampaBay
845 0 I was wrong when I thought I will find a way that doesn't lead 2 you
846 0 @ManuclearBomb Players are penalized for not playing defense as you're aware. David Ortiz barely above average in '14 based on WAR.
847 1 14 units next semester plus work yes so excited for that!!!
848 3 i need to start going to bed earlier...smh, goodnight everyone, or should i say goodmorning haha #morning ... http://t.co/cGCD326NWF
849 0 @SheikhLarki try Naheed akhtar & nayyara noor too. gOLD stash.
850 0 @HeyAmie @brad4word I have no idea why Brad would be in the doghouse...
851 1 BBC News - 'Skywalker' passport cancelled because it was 'frivolous' #trademarks http://t.co/chTEamOZcC
852 0 @kathleen1350 @GopherFootball @jamieyuccas Jamie took over my account. Don't worry
853 1 Finally 2015 will be a worry free year for me.
854 0 Tomorrow's afternoon #NFL sked in #PanamaCity area: WECP 12p #KCvsPIT, 3:25p #INDvsDAL; WPGX 12p #ATLvsNO.
855 1 @br_radio @BR_NFL @JasonPhilCole no duh. ? Is will owners fire Goodell for it? My guess he gets a raise #GoodellMustGo
856 1 @LucelinaB82 I be surprised at how many ppl have me blocked :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face: #ITalkTooMuchShit #YOURSTILLCLOCKINGMETHO #ThatsWhyYourGirlStillFollows
857 2 #politics is not my cup of tea says #sonakshi @sonakshisinha of #lingaa fame . #sonakshi dad #shatru is our top #bjp leader
858 1 @K_TR69 @tracieeeeee @KDunham4Prez too much of that herb. New trend of potheads contributing to society maybe? Darn that
859 0 EXO COMING SOON 2015||Better pray this is better with 10 members *sighs* But either way, obssessed fans would still be obssesed ._.
860 0 Big 12 fans flocking to support TCU after that OU beat down, Texas loss, and WVU manhandling lol.
861 0 I have a VERY limited number of press seats available for a Meet Me There screening in Austin on January 21. Hit me up, press types.
862 0 .@toppscards I couldn't find the letter in my binder, but I did find these! http://t.co/AZ68gH8y7v
863 2 @peta @KemDizzle and how many animals does peta kill every year.|#hypocrisy #idiots|might want to point CID inward!
864 1 I love waking up at 3am feeling like my insides are being chopped into tiny pieces and set on fire. #killmenow :loudly_crying_face::hocho::fire:
865 1 @Darhino_ @joystiq sure! "wow, Nintendo has achieved what Sony already did years ago"
866 0 #America #continues to show us that it is here for #BlackPeople even though http://t.co/plj8KgPsbu
867 1 hmmm. I do wonder why Astec has one fewer employee? #lol
868 1 @falklands_utd @StanCollymore I'm sure you're all inconsolable
869 0 Listening to the rain in bed #Peacefull :umbrella_with_rain_drops:️:splashing_sweat_symbol::droplet::splashing_sweat_symbol:
870 1 Yay for getting pink eye again! #whyme
871 1 wow what great banter from @WillHart2014
872 1 "DNA from Richard III has thrown up a surprise: evidence of infidelity in his family tree." http://t.co/tXu9ZtrNaX ||Well I'm SHOCKED.
873 1 Isn't it great to sleep 5 hours and feel like a million bucks? #gettingold
874 0 @DianeWilmot1 @deray I honestly haven't a clue. I'd hope there were some since the surveillance cams I've seen show barely anything
875 1 People who don't get : you are THE BEST!
876 0 I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/Jzuvo7lsxW NEW Chocolate Bar Palette Review | Semi Sweet vs. Original
877 1 Can't wait for my 7:30am #dental appointment tomorrow!|Oh time please speed through today! !
878 0 @legallyblonde64 @PBuffkin "I can't look at a bridge without crying now."
879 1 Love how I can never fall asleep #insomnia
880 0 @sophiaqualquer what for ? waste of time...:)
881 0 Can we trade McCain? Biden helps Republicans more than McCain. In any other time, McCain would be a Democrat. | http://t.co/SitsHhM6W2
882 1 Happy Monday! Hate mondays.
883 0 Is holding not a rule anymore?
884 0 @burninggoats no doubt. And we wonder why Xmas makes ppl crazy?!
885 0 @LadySandersfarm: @intreeg_me It did get yo lazy butt outta bed, didn't it now. Thanks for proving my point!
886 0 its not that so much as his lies and deceit, @TimOwensby @RBRNetwork1 @TheOldBreed1775 @real_smart_guy3 @DFW_AlertsCTC
887 0 I liked a @YouTube video from @jdfromny206 http://t.co/oeb8mtMIpj WWE 2K15 (PS4) My Career Mode Ep: #12: "TRIPLE THREAT" | WWE 2K15
888 1 Hey, @HLTVorg. DenialCSGO decided that they want to replace @denialfugly and I'm their new player. #NAShuffle Nobody is safe. #CSGO
889 0 This time change is crazy. Everyones all up here like woohoo its 11am lets live life! & I'm like it is 5am & I have not slept at all yet.
890 3 Why isn't there a playoff legend Romo? @EASPORTS_MUT
891 0 #Palestinian #Authority -- #Abbas #trades #stalemate for #confrontation in #ICC #move. http://t.co/rDKOFf0s39 via @reuters
892 0 @P333Games @AskPlayStation thnx all sorted now.. #kids #happy :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Thanks again @P333Games for trying to help most of all thaku for replying
893 0 How to know when he really loves you. #tmi #imsorry #chickfila http://t.co/ghhfbkyW5V
894 2 Damit, this fatima bhutto has an instagram account but not pics of her. Some random shit...and then ppl i follow keep posting pics.
895 1 I love how today is going
896 0 Tribute to a brave elephant simply defending his family. http://t.co/Mo74x8M5kA
897 0 @BlogOfErised so I gave up and am now heading for bed orz
898 1 So nice to have a final before the sun is even up :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:
899 1 so @AskPlayStation still waiting, my son is very happy enjoing his christmas gift ... i cant understand how u didn't prevent this ...
900 0 Count Pushkin to End this fvckin night smh
901 0 Home finally! What a way to start the christmas break!!! :thumbs_up_sign::ok_hand_sign:
902 0 @JackShiite @BigDaveTsv @MjrElvisNewton You're arguments are obviously very impacted by the fact this family were TSI in appearance.
903 1 @mcquadejennica I just got my tonsils out #lovinglife .. Good luck!!
904 0 The counter argument... RT @slmandel: If OSU lost last night, Baylor would be in & we'd all be talking about benefits of no Big 12 champ.
905 1 Oh we get to see The Queens Garden on #itv after she addresses the nation. Just what I always wanted :flushed_face:
906 1 Oh how I love fainting randomly
907 2 @ViewfromGorgie |My Jambo buddy sees a more Scottish identity emerging for HMFC.|The John Wilson types can travel to Govan.|
908 1 It's such a joy to wake up sick again and not be able to use the one arm I do everything with.
909 0 Photo: #Say it loud say it #proud! #Nope #never! a quitter and will never #be... #always #winning even... http://t.co/CW8qeDU7NJ
910 2 #Love is far more important than #money!|The problem is, you only know it once you have money!| #life #humanity
911 0 @CheenaZafar :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: contrary to this ... I'm wide awake (caffeine injected consciousness ) :flushed_face:
912 1 Many of the best ideas come from having fingers too fat for your keyboard. #nimble #agile
913 0 Time for my babies and I to take this medicine so we can get better:face_with_medical_mask:
914 1 Yet another out of a million doctor visits tomorrow...so.stoked.
915 0 http://t.co/K69PvdLaA5 #TeenAnalCasting #2003 2003 Ford F-150 XLT Mulberry FL 33860
916 0 Been the problem, actually. RT @OBtoojiveforyou: @WashWizards tough road trip. cant win em all but coaching has not been strong.
917 1 Rolls-Royce, as envisioned by the wonderful people at Mansory #rollsroyce #purple #customcar http://t.co/gbK733wrZ3
918 3 IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FRIDAY. THE REASON IS: It's Tuesday~! Yesterday it was Monday so why should it be Friday.
919 0 @UberStaub you have never seen me
920 1 Last day of school it was so much fun but not much people came. what a shocker
921 0 Besides some overpriced holiday candles, I haven't seen one #CyberMonday deal worthwhile today. Brutal.
922 1 This is the weather i just love walking to work in #worst #weatherbomb
923 0 The #AdvancedWarfare campaign was only 6 hours -_-|PS: It's still better than BF4's campaign tho (that I didn't finish) :p
924 1 Nothing like waking up to 50+ financial formulas! Yay, for corporate finance comprehensive finals! #finalsweek
925 1 I picked a great week to start a new show on Netflix. #HellOnWheels
926 0 Bday lily painting for @laryssam27 :purple_heart: http://t.co/IAzvrBec91
927 1 .@tomorrowstand Yup. That's exactly how we do it
928 1 @APMarkLong but it wasn't as bad as that picture seemed to indicate. You're still a very horrible person.
929 0 just like that http://t.co/ppFU03GQGL
930 1 Can't believe @TAMU is even considering renaming the Academic Building after Perry...b/c he did so much great stuff for public educ?
931 1 That's nice.
932 0 Check Out this YouTube channel: https://t.co/4t87VM36Y5
933 1 It's been a great week for dictators. Congrats North Korea and Cuba.
934 1 My boy has another cold and spent the night coughing and sneezing all over me #sexy
935 0 @ChancelleM have you heard back yet?!
936 0 Went to check on 10 cause it was way late for sleeping and BAM she was never here. Why did no1 find it important to tell me this???
937 1 The whole world can never get me on my level
938 1 @NYPDnews y'all are doing a great job at keeping people safe
939 0 i dont think it would matter, metric or english, he doesnt understand math @Chillytimbo @brownbearmike1
940 0 Wings? I don't have wings! |"Of course not... You're a boy!"
941 1 The UofL student ticket policy is such a well thought out plan, good job SGA. #ihateyou
942 0 :fisted_hand_sign: #fistbump #positive #focus #starve #distractions #werk #motivation #createpath #uplift #success... http://t.co/Nzpp4X5j1f
943 0 Rants about being pregnant and judged for buying a bottle of wine. Poses weekly for belly pics in front of wine rack. or #fail ?
944 3 @Defothedinosaur get around them
945 0 @GazTheGooner84 oh right do you know John Parker the pisshead @ParkzTheDon
946 0 #FEMALECONDOMS |#herpes is #curable, it #can #be #managed.. http://t.co/0Y1t0CNyZx
947 1 What an eventful weekend
948 1 @MLS @ussoccer Awesome destination site. High population of 136k, super easy to get to, lots of great sites. Will do well there! .
949 0 Kyle it won't let me @ you? But yeah, we are grown ass men with fast cars. Who gives af lol. And bring it to my room hooah? See ya in a bit.
950 0 @Parlett316 that's where you are wrong, I can just watch his films and not follow him on Twitter.
951 0 @RoryWhite12 @Nick_Stafford I can't remember the last time I saw a newish GTi and have only ever seen 1 Golf R. What has changed?
952 0 I really really want apple pie boilo
953 0 @NoFlyDawn @daibyday This sounds high, but is safe for short term use. It dramatically increases antimicrobial peptides in the blood.
954 1 Ostentatious "a showy display designed to impress". Thats the word I immediately think of when I see a woman feeding her child! #Idiot
955 2 @michael_adair @CelticLiam88 For Queen and country yet they go down and destroy an English city and attack English police lol
956 0 Congrats still SASMVT for a good run. Ulitin nalang ulit ang 6-peat next year :)
957 0 She's in Malawi and I'm stuck in joburg fair http://t.co/HIRR63yN1d
958 0 If someone could come give me a massage that would be gr8
959 0 I have #OTH playing in the back ground at work....ohhh #naughty :p but #FUN
960 1 my favorite thing to do on Tuesday is write psychology papers:neutral_face: #killme
961 1 Yay for early morning protestors! #heavyamountsofsarcasm
962 3 "@NBCSportsRoc: Arizona Coyotes forge deal with BMW http://t.co/s7ZhDHk5li" But, relocation!!!
963 0 @XboxSupport hello, can you give me an guess when Xbox core services will be fixed?
964 2 @TODAYshow Joel Olstein, a man who hardly ever mentions Jesus in his sermons, is going to talk about the meaning of Christmas?
965 1 #ready for doing #business today :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_and_smiling_eyes: :see-no-evil_monkey: #tiredashell #coffeecoffeecoffee #morecoffee #... http://t.co/baKHHhFBA4 http://t.co/juZ8pLcNES
966 0 I dont understand tlist as I dont read inamorata I only read inamorato lmao #sorry or prob lol
967 3 She did two marijuanas and look what happened. Don't #LegalizeIt. #Merica () http://t.co/oHxBNeKEqT
968 3 ... @NICKIMINAJ slaying in Igloo Australia's home country lol RT > @MalikZMinaj: Nicki is SLAYING New Zealand! http://t.co/5oIm9uZNQr
969 0 See, this is why you shouldn't use version control! #notjustWordPress... ||http://t.co/uCtj9WTxzl
970 1 Less than 5 hours sleep, fantastic :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
971 0 @AYJamal_ wesay Yar her date was good :winking_face: I guess she(in first meeting)wanted to b seen with a girl or smth(in hindsight I found her mashkook)
972 0 @vwigan sorry, missed off my tag from the end of my tweet
973 1 I love it when adults act like children. || #eyeroll
974 1 I feel faint after chasing a whippet and Lily, Libby, Gabby, Millie the cats who were playing chase in the garden #AintItFun !! #notfun
975 0 "@EarthPix: Adorable little white tiger http://t.co/GmFru7GmiR"
976 2 I asked God to protect me from my enemies a long time ago .. short after I started losing friends or #naah
977 3 @Espngreeny Aren't humans the ones who are playing the sport?
978 0 @MulcahyBrandan @NourMays @thisisianhogan @Traviscrawf42 @Zinnsanity14 @tannerdixon55 @Victoria_Wahl not now guys finals :hundred_points_symbol:
979 3 K should give us a famous bf, some fan need an entertainment apparently
980 1 @markknoller That'll work... #HellBeFiredinElevenMonths
981 0 Didnt have no time to wake and bake this mornin winnin :pouting_face::face_with_no_good_gesture:
982 1 Awake this early on my only day off before christmas...feeling ill banging head, bunged up, shivering... Just what I need!!!!
983 0 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! #timetodecorate #tistheseason http://t.co/3Mh7cRrZN0
984 1 "Sony Studio Bosses To Employees: Don't Worry, We'll Be Fine" http://t.co/YVvoiiwxTu I know I'd feel better. http://t.co/usu8Tlmo25
985 1 @patrickmchall @WakondaClub I bet those fairways and greens rival the work of @WakondaGrounds
986 1 @Jordanbrown_97 haha quite right mate! They coonty workers have got it aff easy Al tell ye! Oot here workin like a hamilton accie :man_with_turban: :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:
987 3 Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it craps on your head. #Gharwapsi #72HoursOfCrazy #PowerOfFive #lol #AntiConversionLaw
988 1 @TaylorLaynee @Dweigh300 @KardashianReact this is shallow af, stop discriminating eyes, all eyes are beautiful.
989 1 @madrabdgg MK1 Shadow Shift was so much fun. @feltomgon
990 0 @talkhoops Pierce had 34. What's wrong with 36?
991 0 When we stop accepting crumbs in the name of love, only then we can equally appreciate the silence of solitude & festivity of loving.
992 0 God bless whoever came up with the idea of making coloureds bruh..not cape colourds thou
993 0 NEW #HipHop MUSIC:> @Flows201 - Crack Music: http://t.co/PQmUEmlJUf #JerseyCity #NJ #NY #BirthOfAWinner
994 0 "Saturday selfies" miss you guys @ellakcx @taracasey13 jessica101xxx mark8 :face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss::face_throwing_a_kiss:kiss each and one... http://t.co/9tG4rKuYNj
995 0 @Arbys: If you're loving this game, we've got a few desserts you might enjoy. #Turnovers #OREvsFSU even Arby's is talking smack to FSU
996 0 Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @timehop) http://t.co/m9E3NSZDIk http://t.co/U2OpTFAd1w
997 0 It was a greaaaat night! :white_smiling_face:️:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
998 0 @StephHammy I wonder if they have that in an audio book...
999 0 Queens Of The Stone Age no Rock In Rio http://t.co/rhqRtBAxGm ícias #queensofthestoneage #rockinrio