medieval_replacement.json

{
	"startings": [
		"Ah,",
		"Alas,",
		"Avast,",
		"By my faith,",
		"By my trowth,",
		"By my word,",
		"Come,",
		"Forsooth, I say,",
		"Forsooth, say I,",
		"Forsooth, sayeth I,",
		"Forsooth,",
		"Hark,",
		"Harketh,",
		"Hear me,",
		"Heigh-ho,",
		"I pray you,",
		"I say,",
		"I sayeth,",
		"I warrant",
		"If it pleases you,",
		"In short,",
		"In sooth,",
		"In truth,",
		"Kind sire,",
		"Listen thee,",
		"Listen,",
		"Now hear me,",
		"Perchance,",
		"Pray pardon,",
		"Pray tell,",
		"Pray,",
		"Prithee,",
		"Quoth I,",
		"S'wounds,",
		"Sire,",
		"Surely",
		"There is much in what you say, and yet,",
		"What hey,",
		"What ho,",
		"Z'wounds,",
		"Zounds,"
	],
	"medieval": {
		"in the": "i' the",
		"it is": "'tis",
		"it was": "'twas",
		"it were": "'twere",
		"it will": "'twould",
		"it's": "'tis",
		"over there": "yonder",
		"shall not": "shan't",
		"there": "thither",
		"will not": "shan't",
		"thank you": [
		"grammercy to you",
		"kindly thanks to you",
		"many good thanks to you",
		"thankee"
		],
		"thanks": [
		"grammercy to you",
		"kindly thanks to you",
		"many good thanks to you",
		"thankee"
		],
		"you": [
		"thou",
		"thee",
		"ye"
		],
		"your": [
		"thine",
		"thy",
		"thyne"
		],
		"are": "art",
		"killed": [
		"bested",
		"brung low",
		"conquered",
		"fleeced",
		"foiled",
		"humbled",
		"slain",
		"subjugated",
		"vanquished"
		],
		"kill": [
		"best",
		"bring low",
		"conquer",
		"fleece",
		"foil",
		"humble",
		"slay",
		"subjugate",
		"vanquish"
		],
		"goodbye": [
		"adieu",
		"begone",
		"by your leave",
		"cheerio",
		"fare thee well",
		"farewell",
		"godspeed",
		"good day",
		"good morrow",
		"I bid thee farewell",
		"I bid thee good day",
		"pleasant journey"
		],
		"bye": [
		"adieu",
		"begone",
		"by your leave",
		"cheerio",
		"fare thee well",
		"farewell",
		"godspeed",
		"good day",
		"good morrow",
		"I bid thee farewell",
		"I bid thee good day",
		"pleasant journey"
		],
		"yes": [
		"aye",
		"yea",
		"yea verily"
		],
		"no": [
		"nay",
		"nayeth"
		],
		"hello": [
		"ave",
		"good day",
		"hail",
		"tally ho",
		"well met",
		"well meteth"
		],
		"hi": [
		"ave",
		"good day",
		"hail",
		"tally ho",
		"well met",
		"well meteth"
		],
		"does": [
		"doeseth",
		"dost",
		"doth"
		],
		"cap": "king",
		"captain": "king",
		"in": "within",
		"my": "mine",
		"nuke disk": "plate of holy fire",
		"food": [
		"bellytimber",
		"cake",
		"game"
		],
		"bet": "warrant",
		"go": "a-walk",
		"going": "a-walkin'",
		"the": "yon",
		"kidding": [
		"but pulling a jest",
		"but pulling a jape"
		],
		"joke": [
		"jest",
		"jape"
		],
		"station": "castle",
		"please": [
		"I pray you",
		"prithee",
		"pray"
		],
		"ok": [
		"as you will",
		"agreed",
		"well said",
		"just so"
		],
		"is": "be",
		"never": "ne'er",
		"haha": [
		"and there was much chuckling!",
		"and there was much guffawing!",
		"and there was much mirth!",
		"and there was much snickering!",
		"and there was much snorting!",
		"and there was much tittering!",
		"cachinnate!",
		"cackle!",
		"chuckle!",
		"guffaw!",
		"oh, 'tis to laugh!",
		"snicker!",
		"snigger!",
		"snort!",
		"titter!",
		"zounds!"
		],
		"hehe": [
		"and there was much chuckling!",
		"and there was much guffawing!",
		"and there was much mirth!",
		"and there was much snickering!",
		"and there was much snorting!",
		"and there was much tittering!",
		"cachinnate!",
		"cackle!",
		"chuckle!",
		"guffaw!",
		"oh, 'tis to laugh!",
		"snicker!",
		"snigger!",
		"snort!",
		"titter!",
		"zounds!"
		],
		"hah": [
		"and there was much chuckling!",
		"and there was much guffawing!",
		"and there was much mirth!",
		"and there was much snickering!",
		"and there was much snorting!",
		"and there was much tittering!",
		"cachinnate!",
		"cackle!",
		"chuckle!",
		"guffaw!",
		"oh, 'tis to laugh!",
		"snicker!",
		"snigger!",
		"snort!",
		"titter!",
		"zounds!"
		],
		"heh": [
		"and there was much chuckling!",
		"and there was much guffawing!",
		"and there was much mirth!",
		"and there was much snickering!",
		"and there was much snorting!",
		"and there was much tittering!",
		"cachinnate!",
		"cackle!",
		"chuckle!",
		"guffaw!",
		"oh, 'tis to laugh!",
		"snicker!",
		"snigger!",
		"snort!",
		"titter!",
		"zounds!"
		],
		"help": [
		"aid",
		"aideth",
		"assistance",
		"saveth",
		"succor"
		],
		"could": "couldst",
		"would": "wouldst",
		"sure": "shore",
		"maybe": [
		"mayhaps",
		"perchance"
		],
		"probably": [
		"mayhaps",
		"perchance"
		],
		"girl": [
		"lady",
		"lass",
		"madame",
		"maid",
		"maiden",
		"mistress",
		"waif"
		],
		"cat": "beast",
		"felinid": "catbeast",
		"later": "anon",
		"lizard": "beast",
		"lizardperson": "moat creature",
		"moth": "gnat",
		"mothperson": "gnat critter",
		"often": "oft",
		"plasmaman": "fire spirit",
		"plasmamen": "fire spirits",
		"soon": "anon",
		"really": [
		"indeed",
		"in truth"
		],
		"away": "aroint",
		"being": "bein",
		"enough": "ynogh",
		"fuck": "flummery",
		"here": "hither",
		"of": "o'",
		"shit": "nightsoil",
		"those": "yon",
		"why": "wherefore",
		"based": [
		"joly",
		"jolyf"
		]
	}
}