Thank goodness that Obamacare covers pre-existing conditions!
You have spent your whole life eating junk food and not taking care of yourself, but that's not your fault!
The system was always fixed - the little guy always gets screwed.
But now's your chance to get back at the man! Free Health Care! Paid for by...oh, the little guy again.
Go ahead, eat all the marshmallow stuff, it's too late anyway.