diff --git a/modules/steam/updater.nix b/modules/steam/updater.nix
index 252e6a19..78206c7b 100644
--- a/modules/steam/updater.nix
+++ b/modules/steam/updater.nix
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ in
         type = types.enum [
           "steamos"
           "jovian"
+          "bgrt"
           "vendor"
         ];
         default = "steamos";
@@ -28,6 +29,8 @@ in
 
           When `jovian`, this will use the Jovian Experiments logo, scaled appropriately.
 
+          When `bgrt`, the BGRT (UEFI vendor logo) will be used.
+
           When `vendor`, the vendor default will not be changed. This differs from `default` in that
           on systems other than the Steam Deck, the scaling may not be correct.
 
@@ -50,6 +53,12 @@ in
           RemainAfterExit = true;
         };
         script = ''
+          # Ignore errors (`set -e` is added helpfully for us)
+          set +e
+
+          # Except we want to fail early still...
+          (
+          set -e
           mkdir -p /run/jovian
 
           ${optionalString (cfg.updater.splash == "steamos") ''
@@ -68,8 +77,15 @@ in
           ${optionalString (cfg.updater.splash == "jovian") ''
             jovian_updater_logo="${../../artwork/logo/splash.png}"
           ''}
+          ${optionalString (cfg.updater.splash == "bgrt") ''
+            jovian_updater_logo="--bgrt"
+          ''}
 
           ${pkgs.jovian-updater-logo-helper}/bin/jovian-updater-logo-helper "$jovian_updater_logo" "/run/jovian/steam-splash.png"
+          )
+
+          # Ensure this always terminates successfully, even if the logo thing failed
+          true
         '';
       };
       environment.etc."xdg/gamescope-session/environment" = {
diff --git a/pkgs/jovian-updater-logo-helper/jovian-updater-logo-helper.sh b/pkgs/jovian-updater-logo-helper/jovian-updater-logo-helper.sh
index 1d1135f0..8ff943f8 100644
--- a/pkgs/jovian-updater-logo-helper/jovian-updater-logo-helper.sh
+++ b/pkgs/jovian-updater-logo-helper/jovian-updater-logo-helper.sh
@@ -1,5 +1,12 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env bash
 
+#
+# Tips for debugging:
+#
+#  - Pass `'canvas:red[128x64!]'` as the input image.
+#
+
+set -o pipefail
 set -e
 set -u
 PS4=" $ "
@@ -32,7 +39,22 @@ display_rotation=$(
 )
 
 # Gets the "preferred" display resolution
-resolution=$(cat /sys/class/drm/card*-eDP-*/modes | head -n1)
+resolution=$(
+	# This following pipe will more than likely SIGPIPE.
+	# So let's not fail...
+	set +o pipefail
+	# Prevent non-existent files from mucking up the output
+	shopt -s nullglob
+	(
+		# Prefer eDP outputs, or else any DRM output
+		cat /sys/class/drm/card*-eDP-*/modes /sys/class/drm/card*-*-*/modes /dev/null
+		# pipe "nothing" in if `nullglob` fails to glob anything            ^^^^^^^^^
+		# otherwise `cat` will expect to consume `stdin` if given no parameters.
+
+		# If for some reason this fails, fallback on a safe resolution.
+		echo "1920x1080"
+	) | head -n1 # Save only the first match
+)
 
 # The image dimension will be used as our canvas size.
 if [[ "$display_rotation" == "0" || "$display_rotation" == "180" ]]; then
@@ -49,17 +71,90 @@ MAGICK_INVOCATION=(
 
 	# Create an empty image, with the panel-native resolution
 	"canvas:black[${image_width}x${image_height}!]"
-)
 
-MAGICK_INVOCATION+=(
-	# Add the logo
-	"$logo"
-	# Centered
-	-gravity center
-	# (This means 'add')
-	-composite
+	# Switch default composition gravity to top-left
+	-gravity NorthWest
 )
 
+if [[ "$logo" == "--bgrt" ]]; then
+	# Status field described here:
+	#  - https://uefi.org/htmlspecs/ACPI_Spec_6_4_html/05_ACPI_Software_Programming_Model/ACPI_Software_Programming_Model.html#boot-graphics-resource-table-bgrt
+	bgrt_rotation="$(( ($(cat /sys/firmware/acpi/bgrt/status) >> 1) & 2#11 ))"
+	bgrt_xoffset=$(cat /sys/firmware/acpi/bgrt/xoffset)
+	bgrt_yoffset=$(cat /sys/firmware/acpi/bgrt/yoffset)
+	bgrt_dimensions="$(magick identify /sys/firmware/acpi/bgrt/image  | cut -d' ' -f3)"
+	bgrt_height=${bgrt_dimensions#*x}
+	bgrt_width=${bgrt_dimensions%x*}
+
+	case "$bgrt_rotation" in
+	"$(( 2#00 ))")
+		bgrt_offset="+$((
+			bgrt_xoffset
+		))+$((
+			bgrt_yoffset
+		))"
+		bgrt_counter_rotation="0"
+		;;
+	"$(( 2#01 ))") #  90
+		bgrt_offset="+$((
+			bgrt_yoffset
+		))+$((
+			image_width - bgrt_width - bgrt_xoffset
+		))"
+		bgrt_counter_rotation="-90"
+		;;
+	"$(( 2#10 ))") # 180
+		bgrt_offset="+$((
+			image_width - bgrt_width - bgrt_xoffset
+		))+$((
+			image_height - bgrt_height - bgrt_yoffset
+		))"
+		bgrt_counter_rotation="180"
+		;;
+	"$(( 2#11 ))") # -90
+		bgrt_offset="+$((
+			image_height - bgrt_height - bgrt_yoffset
+		))+$((
+			bgrt_xoffset
+		))"
+		bgrt_counter_rotation="90"
+	;;
+	esac
+
+	MAGICK_INVOCATION+=(
+		# Put the canvas back into the panel native orientation.
+		-rotate $(( display_rotation ))
+
+		# Add the BGRT (bmp image)
+		# Group operation so we don't operate on the canvas.
+		'('
+			# Load the image
+			"/sys/firmware/acpi/bgrt/image"
+
+			# Rotate the BGRT to its expected rotation for composition
+			-rotate $(( bgrt_counter_rotation ))
+
+			# At its defined offset, again considering pre-composed rotation
+			-geometry "$bgrt_offset"
+		')'
+
+		# (This means 'add' for the previous image)
+		-composite
+
+		# Undo the native orientation we added back.
+		-rotate -$(( display_rotation ))
+	)
+else
+	MAGICK_INVOCATION+=(
+		# Add the logo
+		"$logo"
+		# Centered
+		-gravity center
+		# (This means 'add')
+		-composite
+	)
+fi
+
 # Final fixups to the image
 MAGICK_INVOCATION+=(
 	# Ensures crop crops a single image with gravity