diff --git a/app/main.js b/app/main.js
index 5d5664d..43bc544 100644
--- a/app/main.js
+++ b/app/main.js
@@ -22,7 +22,6 @@ var pieceValues = {
   [game.QUEEN]: 9,
   [game.KING]: 1000,
 }
-var gameStarted = false;
 
 // TODO: not fully working? I dont think it's calculating the piece values correctly. All board values are -1 when a rook/knight/etc. could be taken by white next turn
 var getBoardValue = function(move) {
@@ -120,15 +119,13 @@ var onDrop = function (source, target) {
   removeGreySquares();
 
   displayMoveHistory(game.history());
-  if (!gameStarted) {
-    setSubtitle("Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for forty days and forty nights with nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of henny. I really do this shit.");
-    gameStarted = true;
-  }
+  setSubtitle();
   window.setTimeout(makeBestMove, 1000);
 };
 
-var setSubtitle = function(text) {
-  document.getElementById("subtitle").textContent = text;
+var setSubtitle = function() {
+  var draculaLine = window.draculaFlowLines[Math.floor(Math.random()*window.draculaFlowLines.length)]
+  document.getElementById("subtitle").textContent = draculaLine;
 }
 
 var onSnapEnd = function () {
diff --git a/public/index.html b/public/index.html
index 971365a..85c2a89 100644
--- a/public/index.html
+++ b/public/index.html
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@ <h1>Chess</h1>
   <script src="https://unpkg.com/@chrisoakman/chessboardjs@1.0.0/dist/chessboard-1.0.0.min.js"
     integrity="sha384-8Vi8VHwn3vjQ9eUHUxex3JSN/NFqUg3QbPyX8kWyb93+8AC/pPWTzj+nHtbC5bxD"
     crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
+  <script src="js/dracula.js?v=1"></script>
   <script src="js/bundle.js?v=hXQCliWSIfOVCpFdslPMr3iMuSvTZelc"></script>
 </body>
 </html>
diff --git a/public/js/dracula.js b/public/js/dracula.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..09adce1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/public/js/dracula.js
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+window.draculaFlowLines = ["I'm him. I've been him. I will continue to be him."];