diff --git a/src/lib.ts b/src/lib.ts
index 07ed790..bf39aa1 100644
--- a/src/lib.ts
+++ b/src/lib.ts
@@ -512,15 +512,16 @@ export function computeBoozeDrop(): number {
   return Math.max(1, Math.floor(60 - (all + addWish) / 15));
 }
 
-const famJacksValue = have($familiar`Comma Chameleon`) && !have($skill`Summon Clip Art`) ? 21 : 0;
-const greatWolfs = Math.min(2, computeWeaponDamage(false) - 1) + 2;
+const famJacksValue = () =>
+  have($familiar`Comma Chameleon`) && !have($skill`Summon Clip Art`) ? 21 : 0;
+const greatWolfs = () => Math.min(2, computeWeaponDamage(false) - 1) + 2;
 const stickKnife =
   myPrimestat() === $stat`muscle` ? Math.min(5, computeWeaponDamage(false) - 1) + 4 : 0;
-const staff = have($skill`Spirit of Rigatoni`) ? 4 : 0;
-const tobikoSoda = have($skill`Summon Alice's Army Cards`) ? 0 : 3;
-const meteorite = Math.min(8, computeWeaponDamage(false) - 1) + 4;
-const slippers = Math.min(4, 1 + ((-1 * computeCombatFrequency(false)) / 5) * 3);
-const chlamys = Math.min(3, ((-1 * computeCombatFrequency(false)) / 5) * 3);
+const staff = () => (have($skill`Spirit of Rigatoni`) ? 4 : 0);
+const tobikoSoda = () => (have($skill`Summon Alice's Army Cards`) ? 0 : 3);
+const meteorite = () => Math.min(8, computeWeaponDamage(false) - 1) + 4;
+const slippers = () => Math.min(4, 1 + ((-1 * computeCombatFrequency(false)) / 5) * 3);
+const chlamys = () => Math.min(3, ((-1 * computeCombatFrequency(false)) / 5) * 3);
 
 type valuePull = {
   item: Item;
@@ -530,7 +531,7 @@ type valuePull = {
 export const pullValue: valuePull[] = [
   {
     item: $item`box of Familiar Jacks`,
-    value: famJacksValue,
+    value: famJacksValue(),
   },
   {
     item: $item`Stick-Knife of Loathing`,
@@ -538,7 +539,7 @@ export const pullValue: valuePull[] = [
   },
   {
     item: $item`Staff of Simmering Hatred`,
-    value: staff,
+    value: staff(),
   },
   {
     item: $item`Buddy Bjorn`,
@@ -546,11 +547,11 @@ export const pullValue: valuePull[] = [
   },
   {
     item: $item`meteorite necklace`,
-    value: meteorite,
+    value: meteorite(),
   },
   {
     item: $item`Great Wolf's beastly trousers`,
-    value: greatWolfs,
+    value: greatWolfs(),
   },
   {
     item: $item`repaid diaper`,
@@ -558,15 +559,15 @@ export const pullValue: valuePull[] = [
   },
   {
     item: $item`tobiko marble soda`,
-    value: tobikoSoda,
+    value: tobikoSoda(),
   },
   {
     item: $item`chalk chlamys`,
-    value: chlamys,
+    value: chlamys(),
   },
   {
     item: $item`Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred`,
-    value: slippers,
+    value: slippers(),
   },
 ];
 
@@ -1363,7 +1364,7 @@ export function useLoathingIdol(): void {
   );
 }
 
-export const haveLoathingIdol =
+export const haveLoathingIdol = () =>
   have($item`Loathing Idol Microphone`) ||
   have($item`Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)`) ||
   have($item`Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)`) ||
diff --git a/src/tasks/leveling.ts b/src/tasks/leveling.ts
index 41869cd..1bfe450 100644
--- a/src/tasks/leveling.ts
+++ b/src/tasks/leveling.ts
@@ -135,10 +135,10 @@ import {
   Station,
 } from "libram/dist/resources/2022/TrainSet";
 
-const useCinch = args.savecinch < 100 - get("_cinchUsed");
+const useCinch = () => args.savecinch < 100 - get("_cinchUsed");
 const baseBoozes = $items`bottle of rum, boxed wine, bottle of gin, bottle of vodka, bottle of tequila, bottle of whiskey`;
 const freeFightMonsters: Monster[] = $monsters`Witchess Bishop, Witchess King, Witchess Witch, sausage goblin, Eldritch Tentacle`;
-const godLobsterChoice = have($item`God Lobster's Ring`) ? 2 : 3;
+const godLobsterChoice = () => (have($item`God Lobster's Ring`) ? 2 : 3);
 const godLobsterSave = computeCombatFrequency(false) === -95;
 
 export function restoreMPEfficiently(): string {
@@ -1324,7 +1324,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
                 Array.from(getBanishedMonsters().values()).includes($monster`fluffy bunny`)),
             Macro.trySkill($skill`Recall Facts: Monster Habitats`)
           )
-          .default(useCinch)
+          .default(useCinch())
       ),
       outfit: baseOutfit,
       post: (): void => {
@@ -1351,7 +1351,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
         myBasestat(myPrimestat()) >= 190, // no longer need to back up Witchess Kings
       do: $location`The Dire Warren`,
       combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(
-        Macro.trySkill($skill`Back-Up to your Last Enemy`).default(useCinch)
+        Macro.trySkill($skill`Back-Up to your Last Enemy`).default(useCinch())
       ),
       outfit: () => ({
         ...baseOutfit(),
@@ -1390,7 +1390,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
             (haveFreeBanish() ||
               Array.from(getBanishedMonsters().values()).includes($monster`fluffy bunny`)),
           Macro.trySkill($skill`Recall Facts: Monster Habitats`)
-        ).default(useCinch)
+        ).default(useCinch())
       ),
       post: (): void => {
         sendAutumnaton();
@@ -1518,8 +1518,8 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
         !have($familiar`God Lobster`) ||
         (get("_godLobsterFights") >= 2 && godLobsterSave),
       do: () => visitUrl("main.php?fightgodlobster=1"),
-      combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(Macro.default(useCinch)),
-      choices: { 1310: godLobsterChoice }, // Get xp on last fight
+      combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(Macro.default(useCinch())),
+      choices: { 1310: godLobsterChoice() }, // Get xp on last fight
       outfit: () => ({
         ...baseOutfit(),
         famequip: $items`God Lobster's Ring, God Lobster's Scepter`,
@@ -1548,7 +1548,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
         sendAutumnaton();
         sellMiscellaneousItems();
       },
-      combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(Macro.default(useCinch)),
+      combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(Macro.default(useCinch())),
       outfit: baseOutfit,
       limit: { tries: 1 },
     },
@@ -1573,7 +1573,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
             (haveFreeBanish() ||
               Array.from(getBanishedMonsters().values()).includes($monster`fluffy bunny`)),
           Macro.trySkill($skill`Recall Facts: Monster Habitats`)
-        ).default(useCinch)
+        ).default(useCinch())
       ),
       outfit: baseOutfit,
       post: (): void => {
@@ -1594,7 +1594,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
       },
       completed: () => get("_machineTunnelsAdv") >= 5 || !have($familiar`Machine Elf`),
       do: $location`The Deep Machine Tunnels`,
-      combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(Macro.default(useCinch)),
+      combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(Macro.default(useCinch())),
       outfit: () => ({
         ...baseOutfit(),
         familiar: $familiar`Machine Elf`,
@@ -1647,7 +1647,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
           .trySkill($skill`Feel Pride`)
           .trySkill($skill`Cincho: Confetti Extravaganza`)
           .trySkill($skill`Recall Facts: %phylum Circadian Rhythms`)
-          .default(useCinch)
+          .default(useCinch())
       ),
       post: (): void => {
         if (have($item`SMOOCH coffee cup`)) chew($item`SMOOCH coffee cup`, 1);
@@ -1701,7 +1701,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
           .trySkill($skill`Chest X-Ray`)
           .trySkill($skill`Shattering Punch`)
           .trySkill($skill`Gingerbread Mob Hit`)
-          .default(useCinch)
+          .default(useCinch())
       ),
       post: (): void => {
         if (have($item`SMOOCH coffee cup`)) chew($item`SMOOCH coffee cup`, 1);
@@ -1750,7 +1750,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
         args.witchess ||
         args.skipking,
       do: () => Witchess.fightPiece($monster`Witchess King`),
-      combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(Macro.default(useCinch)),
+      combat: new CombatStrategy().macro(Macro.default(useCinch())),
       outfit: baseOutfit,
       post: (): void => {
         sendAutumnaton();
@@ -1861,7 +1861,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
             (haveFreeBanish() ||
               Array.from(getBanishedMonsters().values()).includes($monster`fluffy bunny`)),
           Macro.trySkill($skill`Recall Facts: Monster Habitats`)
-        ).default(useCinch)
+        ).default(useCinch())
       ),
       outfit: baseOutfit,
       post: (): void => {
@@ -1915,7 +1915,7 @@ export const LevelingQuest: Quest = {
           .trySkill($skill`Chest X-Ray`)
           .trySkill($skill`Shattering Punch`)
           .trySkill($skill`Gingerbread Mob Hit`)
-          .default(useCinch)
+          .default(useCinch())
       ),
       choices: {
         1094: 5,
diff --git a/src/tasks/stat.ts b/src/tasks/stat.ts
index 77b5e9e..5eddf5c 100644
--- a/src/tasks/stat.ts
+++ b/src/tasks/stat.ts
@@ -283,7 +283,7 @@ export const MoxieQuest: Quest = {
         !have($item`2002 Mr. Store Catalog`) ||
         CommunityService.Moxie.isDone(),
       do: (): void => {
-        if (!haveLoathingIdol) {
+        if (!haveLoathingIdol()) {
           buy($coinmaster`Mr. Store 2002`, 1, $item`Loathing Idol Microphone`);
         }
         withChoice(1505, 1, () => useLoathingIdol());
diff --git a/src/tasks/weapondamage.ts b/src/tasks/weapondamage.ts
index a883e1c..6a470a5 100644
--- a/src/tasks/weapondamage.ts
+++ b/src/tasks/weapondamage.ts
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@ import {
 import { args } from "../args";
 
 const canesword = have($item`candy cane sword cane`);
-const stickknife =
+const stickknife = () =>
   have($item`Stick-Knife of Loathing`) &&
   (myPrimestat() === $stat`Muscle` || myClass() === $class`Pastamancer`);
 
@@ -296,7 +296,7 @@ export const WeaponDamageQuest: Quest = {
       },
       outfit: {
         weapon: canesword ? $item`candy cane sword cane` : undefined,
-        offhand: stickknife ? $item`Stick-Knife of Loathing` : undefined,
+        offhand: stickknife() ? $item`Stick-Knife of Loathing` : undefined,
         modifier: "weapon dmg, weapon dmg percent, switch disembodied hand, -switch left-hand man",
       },
       post: () => shrugAT(),
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index 5795855..e445c90 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -2271,9 +2271,9 @@ levn@^0.4.1:
     type-check "~0.4.0"
 
 libram@^0.8.23:
-  version "0.8.26"
-  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/libram/-/libram-0.8.26.tgz#5c2b317c24d403f0ce1d4523209224f36feafb80"
-  integrity sha512-yScf3r+WaEr39jhLM10wlM9Kqic7WZEdAW8YcvKX4fBtpm5nxU3QBSSKK3wB047c2KESpZumiRXpnPdEickjbA==
+  version "0.8.27"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/libram/-/libram-0.8.27.tgz#cd672fdc4e7455311e1605fb23fccdb2aaf9986a"
+  integrity sha512-Xw043wV31pTSGMOep163g+4zHX/R7iwKxjvntvPvA0CbcQQtNii/4YtqVwatUOqLHuze/fta1m5EKwkCbsU63w==
   dependencies:
     html-entities "^2.4.0"