diff --git a/__tests__/devenv-e2e/001-create.spec.js b/__tests__/devenv-e2e/001-create.spec.js
index f347d826f..e20038cb2 100644
--- a/__tests__/devenv-e2e/001-create.spec.js
+++ b/__tests__/devenv-e2e/001-create.spec.js
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ describe( 'vip dev-env create', () => {
 	it( 'should use sane defaults', async () => {
 		const slug = getProjectSlug();
 		const expectedMultisite = false;
-		const expectedPhpVersion = '8.0';
+		const expectedPhpVersion = '8.2';
 		const expectedElasticsearch = false;
 		const expectedPhpMyAdmin = false;
 		const expectedXDebug = false;
@@ -109,7 +109,7 @@ describe( 'vip dev-env create', () => {
 		const slug = getProjectSlug();
 		const expectedTitle = 'Test';
 		const expectedMultisite = true;
-		const expectedPhpVersion = '8.0';
+		const expectedPhpVersion = '8.2';
 		const expectedWordPressVersion = '6.1';
 		const expectedElasticsearch = true;
 		const expectedPhpMyAdmin = true;
diff --git a/__tests__/devenv-e2e/011-configuration-file.spec.js b/__tests__/devenv-e2e/011-configuration-file.spec.js
index 3a5fbc612..38f947ede 100644
--- a/__tests__/devenv-e2e/011-configuration-file.spec.js
+++ b/__tests__/devenv-e2e/011-configuration-file.spec.js
@@ -119,7 +119,7 @@ describe( 'vip dev-env configuration file', () => {
 		const expectedSlug = getProjectSlug();
 		const expectedTitle = 'Test';
 		const expectedMultisite = true;
-		const expectedPhpVersion = '8.0';
+		const expectedPhpVersion = '8.2';
 		const expectedWordPressVersion = '6.1';
 		const expectedElasticsearch = true;
 		const expectedPhpMyAdmin = true;
diff --git a/__tests__/lib/dev-environment/dev-environment-cli.js b/__tests__/lib/dev-environment/dev-environment-cli.js
index e28a94dbd..288e4ef6c 100644
--- a/__tests__/lib/dev-environment/dev-environment-cli.js
+++ b/__tests__/lib/dev-environment/dev-environment-cli.js
@@ -584,8 +584,6 @@ describe( 'lib/dev-environment/dev-environment-cli', () => {
 
 	describe( 'resolvePhpVersion', () => {
 		it.each( [
-			[ '7.4', DEV_ENVIRONMENT_PHP_VERSIONS[ '7.4' ].image ],
-			[ '8.0', DEV_ENVIRONMENT_PHP_VERSIONS[ '8.0' ].image ],
 			[ '8.1', DEV_ENVIRONMENT_PHP_VERSIONS[ '8.1' ].image ],
 			[ '8.2', DEV_ENVIRONMENT_PHP_VERSIONS[ '8.2' ].image ],
 			[ '8.3', DEV_ENVIRONMENT_PHP_VERSIONS[ '8.3' ].image ],
diff --git a/src/lib/constants/dev-environment.ts b/src/lib/constants/dev-environment.ts
index 438a60cc8..9a9e0f3fd 100644
--- a/src/lib/constants/dev-environment.ts
+++ b/src/lib/constants/dev-environment.ts
@@ -41,15 +41,7 @@ export const DEV_ENVIRONMENT_PHP_VERSIONS: Record< string, PhpImage > = {
 	8.1: { image: 'ghcr.io/automattic/vip-container-images/php-fpm:8.1', label: '8.1' },
 	8.3: {
 		image: 'ghcr.io/automattic/vip-container-images/php-fpm:8.3',
-		label: '8.3 (experimental, not supported)',
-	},
-	'8.0': {
-		image: 'ghcr.io/automattic/vip-container-images/php-fpm:8.0',
-		label: '8.0 (EOL soon)',
-	},
-	7.4: {
-		image: 'ghcr.io/automattic/vip-container-images/php-fpm:7.4',
-		label: '7.4 (EOL; not supported)',
+		label: '8.3',
 	},
 } as const;